Category: Donald Trump
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Standing up against lawfare
Hounding the President’s attorneys! Rather than reward an insurrectionist, the RINO Blaska voted Libertarian for President but Republican down ballot. January 6 was a disgraceful assault on the Constitution. Election denialism is for sore losers. But the greatest jury in the world re-elected Donald Trump, a stinging rebuke to the out-of-touch vacuity of the Democrat(ic)…
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Capital Times publisher won’t date Trump voters
Can’t accept defeat of ‘woman of color’! The publisher of The Capital Times admits that he spent the run-up to Election Day 2024 with his nose buried in Rachel Maddow’s heaving bosom. That’s the problem, Paul Fanlund! Get out of Madison WI! Borrow Blaska’s Ford Ranger pick up truck and head out to Muscoda or…
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Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. This is what you call “thankless duty.” Like hawking Bud Light at a WWE wrestling match. We cannot confirm that the veep-elect…
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Is it safe?
To be a Trump voter in Madison WI? Isn’t that what the Nazi dentist asked poor Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man? Where can a conservative plunge a Trump/Vance yard sign into the soil here in Mad Town without stirring up a neighborhood petition, an emergency meeting of the neighborhood board, or curdled kibble for the…
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‘Voters reject party of scolds’
🎶 Where have all their voters gone? 🎵 Anyone else think Democrats might have won the presidency had they nominated Joe Manchin? But they’re not that kind of party. They were once. The party of Truman and JFK? 🎵 Gone to graveyards, every one. 🎶 Kamala Harris ran a fairly decent campaign, given what she had…
