They’re the loudest ones at every party!
Hey kids! Spring is in the air! Daylight savings time has started; temps expected to brush 50 degrees F. College basketball tournament about to begin. You know what that means!
Time to royally piss off somebody! Who will be today’s lucky victim(s)!
How about our conspiracy addict … acquaintances? You know them. They walk among us, they vote, they use up precious oxygen. Probably breeding furiously as we write. (Pause here for image to subside.)
These people subscribe to any conspiracy theory if it is stupid and crazy enough. Nefarious goings-on (often involving pedophiles) are being kept from the American public but somehow, they know about it. Must be the tin foil in their hats.
Having found no bamboo in election ballots, they’re now on to justifying Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. Vlad the invader is smashing maternity hospitals for good reason, they aver. He’s after America’s clandestine change of function bio-weapon laboratories aimed at Russia.The same one that Dr. Fauci used to hatch the coronavirus in Wuhan. QAnon is reading verbatim from Kremlin propaganda that Russia had to invade to shut down Ukraine’s American-financed bio-labs.
Putin thanks you!
Anyone seen Fauci lately? We rest our case! That’s the great thing about conspiracy theories! Every fact one raises to dispel them only proves the conspiracy is even wider than we thought! A conspiracy so vast, the CIA, FBI, the Illuminati, Ford Foundation, news media, Hollywood, the Democrat(ic) Party, and the Kiwanis — hell, the American people are in on the cover-up!
Reality check: The Pentagon’s biological threat reduction program has been working with the Ukrainian government to lock down the pathogens and toxins that had been stored in the laboratories since in the days of Soviet domination, Reuters reports. (We know, we know. Reuters is in on it, too!) This would be funny if Putin didn’t have a history of accusing others of that which he is about to do.
Erick-Woods Erickson gets the Bottom Line: “The more concerning aspect here is the number of Americans whose contempt for the United States is so strong they would rather believe Russian lies than the truth.”