Karen, don’t have a cow!

Rap my knuckles, will you!

Early in the 2020 presidential campaign, Madison progressives had a schoolyard crush on Elizabeth Warren. Appeared with Tammy Baldwin here in town at one of Lindsay Lee’s coffee shops. 

The rest of the country? Meh.

Sen. Warren’s candidacy went nowhere because — get your hackles up, my progressive … acquaintances ! — because the woman is a hectoring, finger-wagging shrew. The school ‘marm from hell. Nurse Ratched with a 256-point Plan for Rendering the Nation Catatonic. Except if she were President, we wouldn’t mouth the Thorazine she fed Jack Nicholson and the Chief. We’d ask for seconds.

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A. Only at Blaska Policy Werkes! (In a hurry? Try our drive-thru lane!)

After Time magazine named Elon Musk their multi-billionaire of the year, the socialist senator from Massachusetts rapped her ruler:

“Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else.”

As if the Castro brothers put electric cars on the road and privatized space travel! Senate Democrats are so disorganized they make Biden’s Kabul bug-out look as well choreographed as a Fred Astaire dance routine. Some of us would say it’s the party of free stuff what’s doing the freeloadin’.

Karen & Musk

The average corporate executive fearful of losing his severance buyout would mealy mouth his way in supplication to the woman’s Woke hysterics. Words like “equity,” and “inclusion” would tumble from his liver lips.

Not the Musk man! He returned Musk-et fire: “If you opened your eyes for two seconds, you would realize I will pay more taxes than any American in history this year.” Forbes estimates $8.3 Billion; Bloomberg says $10 Billion. Musk then dropped this bunker buster:

“You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason. Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen.”

For good measure, Musk pulled the pin on some on-target political commentary: “Don’t spend it all at once … oh wait! You did already!

So stealing this: Three things owned by Elon Musk: Tesla; Space X, and Elizabeth Warren.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: “President Elon Musk,” anyone? UPDATE: Oops! Musk was born in South Africa; ineligible to be President of the USA.

Could Musk be the next Trump — but with rockets?

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4 Responses to Karen, don’t have a cow!

  1. One eye says:

    Alas Elon wasn’t born here. He is an African American.

    That woman has no common sense … you just don’t pull on Superman’s cape.
    She could have gone after Bezos and no one would have cared.

    And she has no knowledge of economics, blaming inflation on evil corporations not money printing. I hope others follow Elon’s lead and tell her “shut your mouth, men are talking”.

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  2. AdamC says:

    WHY is Sen. Karen so envious and hostile about the truly amazing success of an African-American? (That being Elon Musk of course, who is literally African-American.)

    Progressives are just so wound-up and angry whenever someone succeeds, and Sen. Karen is among the worst of them. Back in my wayward Dem days I never understood why people were wild about Sen. Karen. Now she’s just cringeworthy what with her fake Indian routine and all.

    Anyway, envy is just a horrible look. And jealousy often drives the worst kind of policy.

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    • pANTIFArts says:

      The fluidity of Progressivism is awe inspiring. LIZ is a white woman who “identifies” as an Indian. Kamala is a real Indian who “identifies” as Black. Stacy A. is a Black woman who “identifies” as a Governor. Tony Evers is a Governor who iden…… (where does it all end?)

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      • AdamC says:

        Sen. Karen must be really really mad after the past week.

        Not only did she get epically trolled by TIME’s Person of the Year, but Build Back Better just got heaved into the junkyard TODAY (Sunday Dec. 19, 2021), mere days after Biden slammed shut the door on ANY student loan forgiveness.

        The 2022 midterms are shaping up to be a bloodbath and rightfully so. How anyone can support the loser Dems is beyond me.

        Biden promised you he’d “defeat the virus”. Wrong. Biden and the Dems promised you student loan forgiveness. Forget it. The Dems promised you BBB with its trillions of “free money, no worky” raining down in perpetuity. Never mind. The Dems promised you pie in the sky, but it was all a lie.

        How YOU doin’?

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