Tag: Elon Musk
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Wisconsin is just not all that Trumpy
Voters thought Brad Schimel was bought! We like most of President Trump’s agenda. We like his war on DEI. He is securing the border. He is deporting terrorists. He makes Europe pay for its own defense. He supports Israel. … and … and … well, that’s enough for now. But Wisconsin was never all that…
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Trump/Musk’s chainsaw had no bite
Souls are being searched today! Wasn’t even close, was it! Brad Schimel, hero of American youth, lost 55.0% to 45.0%, to a liberal Dane County judge, Susan Crawford! Ten percentage points is a landslide on any tote board. This pig has no lipstick. Ben Wikler and Rachel Maddow are popping corks. Anyone still think more…
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Tell Elon Musk to stay away from Wisconsin
instead of verifying Democrats’ paranoia! After a driver wrecked one of brother Bill’s trucks, the man immediately asked for a raise in pay. This is what is known as “hubris.” So that we’re singing out of the same thesaurus, hubris means excessive self-confidence, arrogance. You think maybe Elon Musk suffers from hubris? Well, you would…
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Blaska strikes again!
Donald Segretti would be proud! Blaska is such a scamp! We left behind a Brad Schimel campaign flyer at a coffee shop on Madison’s near-westside this morning. HA! What a merry prankster are we! We revel in imagining the existential horror registered by the proper Madison progressive who happened upon this piece of contraband. The…
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Audit all of the University of Wisconsin
Except Greg Gard’s basketball team! The wine cellar at the Stately Manor was down to its last few bottles of screw-top plonk, necessitating a trip to HyVee supermarket for reinforcements. Right next door, a couple dozen (mostly) women of a certain age were chanting and waving signs at the Tesla charging station. Turns out these…
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No waste, no fraud, no peace
What would you say you do here? Another gaggle of Madison progressives will self-medicate with a protest march and righteous fulmination at the Wisconsin State Capitol here in Madison next Monday noon 02-17-25. “Not My President’s Day” is ballyhooed as a 50-state “fight against fascism” (that word again!) and for “government accountability,” by the 50501…