[ UPDATE 5:03 p.m. 04-06-2020: WI Supreme Court says Election to proceed Tuesday DESPITE Gov. Tony Evers attempt to cancel the election. ]
“Using the powers granted to me by the Wizard, I Gov. Tony Evers, hereby cancel Tuesday, April 7. Coincidentally, that was the day of the Spring non-partisan election and the Democrat(ic) presidential primary.
“Using these emergency powers, which are wonderful BTW, I want all of Wisconsin to move their clocks 24 hours ahead to Wednesday, April 8 — a date that will LIVE … in infamy!” Tony the Time Traveler said via Zoom, his disembodied head seeming to float above shooting flames. “The Great Tony hath spoken!” he thundered.
“The election will be held when I give the mighty signal! The oceans will boil and Joe Biden will emerge from a manhole somewhere on Regent Street. He will see his shadow and it shall be Springtime. (Winter for Poland and France.)”
“This coronavirus must not be allowed to go to my head!”