Tag: Madison WI
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It’s the law! (We think)
Never has election law been so unpredictable! As we age, we let go of some of our ambitions, realizing they will never materialize. The Head Groundskeeper has come to accept that he’ll never be put on paid leave, like Madison’s city clerk. Who among us has not stumbled across an overdue library book once thought…
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Go east, young Republican!
Trump won 7 places in Dane County WI! As promised, the Blaska Surveillance Vehicle ventured outside the distortion field of Madison WI to take soil samples of the presidential vote county-wide — in cities like Stoughton and Sun Prairie, villages like DeForest and Deerfield, and towns like Perry and Primrose. In the previous thrilling episode,…
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Is it safe?
To be a Trump voter in Madison WI? Isn’t that what the Nazi dentist asked poor Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man? Where can a conservative plunge a Trump/Vance yard sign into the soil here in Mad Town without stirring up a neighborhood petition, an emergency meeting of the neighborhood board, or curdled kibble for the…
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Democrats have deserted the blue collars
The Good Hands-on people Why is Madison more progressive than, say, Wausau? The answer: Class warfare. Not rich versus the poor nor even capitalists versus workers, as the Marxists would have it. The divide demarcates people who work with their minds versus those who work with their hands, NY Times columnist Ross Douthat postulates. It’s…
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BLM knows where you live
At 3:15 IN THE MORNING! It wasn’t enough to defeat Trump (possibly). His supporters must be taught a lesson. A little harassment will get their minds right. No wonder so many citizens are afraid to express their political inclination. Can’t put up the wrong yard sign in Madison, lest you get a midnight visit from…
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Good neighbors in a great country celebrate America’s birthday
Some others can’t get past their own hate A bleat from the Madison fire truck’s siren announced the beginning of the annual Independence Day parade in the Orchard Ridge neighborhood shortly after 11:30 Wednesday morning. There followed a squadron of children pedaling their tiny bikes, mom and dad pushing infants in strollers. All decorated in…