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Tag: Ismael Ozanne

  • Madison police monitor is reviewing her boss’s arrest

    The absurdity of the damn thing won’t stop.  Madison’s Independent Police Monitor may actually — five years after its misbegotten creation, after false starts, gender transitions, and preferred pronouns — report its first investigation into the often alleged racism of the Madison Police Department. It’s official. Newly hired Police Monitor Aeiramique Glass Blake, contemporaneously suing…

  • Stop trying to restore order!

    Progressive D.A.’s prosecute the darnedest people! Aside from the President of the United States, do any public officials have more life-changing discretion than your local district attorney? Dane County D.A. Ismael Ozanne has chosen to prosecute for felony child abuse one Corey Saffold, who happens to be the high school director of crisis management (don’t…

  • Intimidation ain’t free speech

    Reaping the whirlwind The high-powered political listening devices here at the Werkes detect alarming degrees of intolerance. If you’re not on board with Trump and the insurrectionists, you’re a RINO. Works that way on the other side of the fence, too. The Woke Left has no patience with Joe Biden, a cafeteria Catholic who can barely…

  • Congratulate young Tavion! 3 serious arrests in 4 months!

    Madison and Dane County, we have our own John Chisholm! Tavion Flowers. Where have we heard that name before? Got it! He’s one of Madison’s frequent fliers. Turns out Mr. Flowers was one of the four armed teenagers — two as young as age 15 — who crashed a stolen car on Mineral Point Road…

  • Let the judges be judged

    Conservatives can re-imagining justice, too! 31 entries on the suspect’s rap sheet since 2014!  Sometimes, even us Republicans come up with good ideas. (Something about that blind squirrel, we suppose.) Dane County Republicans Saturday 04-17-21 proposed a state constitutional amendment allowing voters to, in essence, vote No Confidence in a circuit judge. Eight of Dane County’s 17 circuit…

  • Christmas conspiracies so vast …

    The Werkes has been free of Chinese spies since 2018! We read on Facebook (before it is broken up like Rockefeller’s Standard Oil) that Fang Fang’s secret lover, Eric Swalwell (or is it Swelled Head?), has been removed from the U.S. House Intelligence Committee. (He should be, but hasn’t. More here.) We read a lot…