Adapted from National Lampoon

Blaska Policy Werkes

"Get those puppies organized." — basketball commentator Bill Raftery

  • Standing up to Trump on behalf of Iran and Hamas!

    is one reason Democrats can’t run things! So far, the ceasefire between Iran and Israel has been mostly peaceful. The likes of Steve Bannon, MTG, and Tucker Carlson disagree with President Trump for taking out Iran’s nuclear bomb factories. Does that make them RINOs? Mostly peaceful 2. The law enforcement memorial on Capitol Square was defaced during the 06-14-25 No Kings rally. Three suspects have been apprehended. (Read & Weep)  Mostly spendthrift, too. A single member (out of seven) of the Madison school board warns that our public school district is using $22 million in one-time funds to cover…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Healthy soil, healthy folks?

    Well the man IS a vigorous 80! Few personalities have been more consequential and just damned interesting than Jonathan Barry. Former Dane County executive, state legislator, UW Regent, deputy secretary at Workforce Development, business exec in the private sector, candidate for governor, and Democrat turned Republican. That’s only a partial list. Probably his most enduring claim to fame is helping found Madison’s farmers market 51 years ago, after he parked his farm produce truck on State Street and the City kept ticketing it. The Saturday market on the Square is now as much part of the city’s culture as…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Stones of steel — bringing the hammer down at midnight!

    FA&FO! Donald Trump met the moment! Not that the world awaits the seat-of-the-pants reaction of a retiree blogging from Madison WI but here goes just the same: What a contrast is Donald Trump from dithering old Sleepy Joe! The previous occupant cut and ran from Afghanistan with local allies hanging in desperation onto the landing gear of aircraft lifting off from Bagram AFB. Wouldn’t that air force base have been useful when Donald Trump unleashed his unholy hell on Iran’s nuclear sites Saturday 06-21-25? What a contrast is this President from Barack Obama who tried to buy peace with…

    Read it and Weep!


  • We don’t know if taxpayers are being ripped off

    Which is why a full audit is called for! We teased subscribers with a headline “Are taxpayers being ripped off?” Put a password on it so as to run the draft by some of the principals. Lots of response. We don’t have the forensic tools to determine who is right, which is why we need a full-scale program audit. Because we don’t know. Former Madison alder Nino Amato is making serious charges against a social-services provider with which Dane County contracted for $21.8 million in housing assistance. Urban Triage pays its CEO, Brandi Grayson, $292,000 annually. Nino Amato is…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Are taxpayers being ripped off?

    Is not yet available; stay tuned!

    Read it and Weep!


  • Kill the wascals, kill the wascals 🎵

    We will not be species shamed! News break! Blaska’s Experimental Work Farm (and Penal Colony) is being overrun by chipmunks. The industrious rodents (about 8 inches long) are multiplying like Tucker’s conspiracy theories — eating our garden beans as they sprout. If past is prologue, the voracious critters will take a bite out of every tomato as it ripens. It’s their super power! Chipmunks and their cousins, ground squirrels, are known to chew the bark off young ornamental bushes. Destabilize foundations with more tunneling than Hamas. They will not bust Blaska’s bunker without a fight! → UW Extension on…

    Read it and Weep!




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