Blaska Policy Werkes

"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory." — Mark Twain

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  • Monona police chief answers Madison alders

    Monona never sends a bill; Why does Madison want to charge Monona for helping? We’re in a bad place when your elected officials blame the police for crime. Welcome to Madison WI! As we related in a recent thrilling episode,  Madison Alder Yanette Figueroa Cole wants to charge the City of Monona some unspecified large

    Read it and Weep!


  • The wrong guys open their property tax bills

    So much for the party of ‘affordability’ Years ago, making the workday commute, this scribe drove by a billboard that posed this question: “Why Do the Heathens Rage?” Now we know. Property tax bills were hitting mailboxes. Our neighbors here in Madison WI are raging mad, shocked that gambling is occurring in Casablanca. Typical is

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  • Thank you, Monona police, for chasing the bad guys

    Madison defunds police by other means. The indentured servants here in the Orchard Ridge neighborhood wish to thank Police Chief Brian Chaney for keeping us safe. We do so although he is not our chief of police but runs the cop shop over at the City of Monona. We do so to assure Chief Chaney

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  • Former Police Oversight chair sits in jail

    Why is everyone always picking on her? Shadayra Kilfoy-Flores, the former chairperson of Madison’s Police Civilian Oversight Board, late Friday night 12-05-2025 was arrested and later booked into the Dane County Jail on four criminal ordinance violations: strangulation, battery, and two counts of disorderly conduct. UPDATE: MPD just posted this (in its entirety): Friday, December

    Read it and Weep!


  • America can’t afford Newsom or Pritzker

    Republicans give better mileage! Democrats are all about “affordability” these days. They actually elected a socialist as mayor of the nation’s capital of capitalism, so the wind is at their sails. Which, speaking of alternative energy sources, is why we think the Affordability/Abundance wing will fly headlong like sandhill cranes into the whirling windmills of

    Read it and Weep!


  • We monitor the police monitor

    for Schlitz and giggles because you can’t kill it! Beginning to think the only reason Madison’s Independent Police Monitor survives like Rasputin after being poisoned, stabbed, and drowned is because throwbacks like Blaska keep trashing it. (We earned our paranoia.) But here comes Madison’s latest (we’ve lost count) police monitor hire, Aeiramique Glass Blake —

    Read it and Weep!




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Today’s Laff Riot!

Isn’t it wild! People actually got fired from their jobs for saying about Charlie Kirk what Donald Trump said about Rob Reiner!