Category: WI Governor race 2026

  • Too much democracy got us into this mess

    Populist paranoia has taken over both parties! Any system that can nominate to the United States Senate a crypto-Nazi like Graham Platner in Maine and a bunko artist like Ken Paxton in Texas — both moral degenerates — is more broken than Bill Gates’ wedding vows. Here in Wisconsin, full-on socialist Francesca Hong is likely…

  • A little help here?

    It’s us taxpayers who are marginalized. A question for our platinum subscribers: which alder, school board member, county supervisor, or state legislator here in greater Madison WI campaigned for and serves as a friend of the taxpayer? We can’t think of a single one, either.  Most of our elected officials vow to represent “marginalized communities,”…

  • Hong & Bangstad for governor!

    Extremes win primary elections. Your irascible Head Groundskeeper is steepling his fingers like Mr. Burns in The Simpsons over the prospect that Kirk Bangstad, the deranged microbrewer from Minocqua, might enter the Democrat primary for Wisconsin governor. Bangstad is the nut case offering free beer for anyone who finishes the job started at the White…

  • Waukesha County is RINO country

    Republicans are losing nationwide! Three days after an abortion-without-limits lobbyist won election, we’re thinking even Trump-Only Republicans (RITOs) should welcome back into the party a few more RINOs like Brian Hagedorn on Wisconsin’s supposedly non-partisan Supreme Court.  Hagedorn, former chief counsel for Gov. Scott Walker, incurred the enmity of MAGA world when he cast the…

  • How do you know? Do you do a count?

    “Okay! But are ya sure? ‘Cause I mean, how do you know? Do you do a count? Or what kind of a routine do you have here?”  — Sheriff Marge Gunderson questioning new car sales manager Jerry Lundegaard Grifters, many of them Somali immigrants, have stolen at least $9 Billion in taxpayer money in bogus…

  • Madison hired a police monitor who is triggered by police

    Police make him sick! How much longer will progressive Madison gummint put up with its dysfunctional, deadweight Independent Police Monitor and its self-aggrandizing, virtue-signaling Police Civilian Oversight Board? Police Monitor Robin Copley is resigning after three years of … of what? … of drawing a taxpayer-paid salary because xxx/xxx/their post-traumatic stress disorder has returned. It…