Category: Election 2022

  • The latest Democrat(ic) hoax: voter repression

    Ramming speed! Since the demise of Build Back Better, our Progressive … acquaintances have moved past Doomsday for the Planet. Like weirdos on street corners, they now predict The End of Democracy As We Know It! Republicans are going to steal our elections and put Bull Connor or some other segregationist Democrat on a postage…

  • Take courage!

    ‘Hooray for our side!’ The grey lab coats have diagnosed the Head Groundskeeper’s principal problem as insufficient partisanship. Yes, he suffers from objectivity. Like those two-handed economists of whom Truman despaired. Always saying “On the other hand …” We entertain the possibility that we may be mistaken — hard not to when so many remind…

  • Ron Johnson running for 3rd term

    ‘I’d like to retire, but I think the country is in too much peril.’ Senator Ron Johnson’s announcement as excerpted from the Wall Street Journal: As I travel around Wisconsin and talk to citizens who love our country, I know I am not the only one with grave concerns. My message has always been that…

  • Slim Pickens

    “Well boys, we’ve got three engines out, we’ve got more holes in us than a horse trader’s mule, the radio’s gone and we’re leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower, why we’d need sleigh bells on this thing.” Stole every movie in which he appeared, from Blazing Saddles to Dr. Strangelove. Could just as well…

  • School board president is proud of school board

    She’s proud … of herself? The Capital Times is up with a puff piece on school board president Ali Muldrow a week before candidate filing deadline (she is unopposed for re-election). “She’s proud of how far they [meaning the school board!] and the district have come.” Not even glossed over but totally unaddressed: the serial…

  • Happy new year. Welcome to the same old …

    It’s time to panic! The gray lab coats at the Policy Werkes tore their ears off the freezing cold train tracks this morning to report that nothing new is coming this a-way. The change train that visited Virginia, New York City, and Seattle ain’t stopping at the Emerald City. Neighbors here on the SW side…