Category: Donald Trump
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Biden’s back in the basement
While Trump was touched by hand of God Our politics has gone full-on Oliver Stone. Wearers of tinfoil chapeaus are convinced the Deep State hired a 20-year-old kid from the next town over to take out the last President before he could become the next President but (somehow) did not let the boy finish the…
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Finally, some justice for Trump
Jim Justice, that is, and his ugly dog! The VHF and UHF dials on the Stately Manor’s b&w Philco spun merrily Tuesday night as the indentured servants scanned the dizzying array of speakers for Day Two of the Republican National Convention just up the road in Milwaukee WI. We’ve attended two Republican national political conventions,…
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He is risen, isn’t he?!
Will bandaged ears become like crucifixes worn in His Name? Donald Trump showed himself to the nation last night 07-15-24 to hosannas from the multitude. No one poked a finger into his side but, Hark! His near-miss survival of a bullet to the head not quite three days (51 hours) earlier is heralded as a…
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Isn’t reality crazy enough?
Must everything be a conspiracy? If there is one overriding mission here at the Policy Werkes (and that’s a big IF), it is to do mortal combat against the scourge of dumfukkery afflicting this democratic republic — whether red, blue, or white. We invoke the Dean Vernon Wormer principle: “Drunk, fat and stupid is no…
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It’s 1968, again
A time of troubles. The photograph of Donald Trump, bloodied, fist raised defiantly under an American flag while the Secret Service converges on him, should win its photographer, Evan Vucci, another Pulitzer Prize — unless the year 2024 brings more drama, which (we suspect) it will. Joe Biden can talk about getting back up after…
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Joe will go
Shuffling quietly into that good night. Democrats do shoot their wounded, contrary to former Wisconsin Assembly Speaker Tom Loftus. George McGovern didn’t wait to push poor Tom Eagleton under the bus. Al Franken was in the Senate one minute and went Poof! after one silly photograph emerged. Get in Hillary’s way, bodies hit the floor!…