Must everything be a conspiracy?
If there is one overriding mission here at the Policy Werkes (and that’s a big IF), it is to do mortal combat against the scourge of dumfukkery afflicting this democratic republic — whether red, blue, or white. We invoke the Dean Vernon Wormer principle: “Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
The Hang Mike Pence and Blame Nancy Pelosi crowd is busy blaming the addled pants pooper in the White House for putting out a hit on Donald Trump. Tinfoil hat wearer John Farkas posts this on our Facebook feed:
A 20-year-old high school kid can pull this off, solo? Sorry I’m not buying it!
Who ya gonna call?
The FBI, the Secret Service, likely AG Merrick Garland — perhaps even the local gendarmerie — are all IN ON IT! So they hire, what? A KGB operative? A Mafia button man? A crazed Marine sharpshooter out of Full Metal Jacket? No, they hire “this 20-year-old high school kid” from the next town over. Social media expert Robert Malloy updates the Grassy Knoll nuts:
They allowed him on the roof. They let him take the shots. They took him out so he couldn’t talk.
Worse, a forger posing as a Secret Service sniper alleges that he was told to hold his fire.
If “THEY” wanted Trump dead, “THEY” would have allowed him to squeeze off another shot before playing Jack Ruby. A certain Michael Collins traces this fiendish conspiracy to feeble Uncle Joe, that mastermind who only pretends — like that Mafia don — to be a mumbling, stumbling wreck.
Turns out, Michael Collins is a Republican member of Congress misrepresenting a district in Georgia. “We’ve come to expect this kind of noise from the farmyard corner of Congress,” a Wall Street Journal columnist laments.
It looks as if there were dreadful security lapses. But the suggestion that the Secret Service or other law-enforcement arms of what the fever swamps of the far right like to call “the regime” might think they would get away with murdering the leading candidate for president is a proposition for psychological evaluation, not intellectual deliberation. — Gerard Baker
→ Comprensive timeline of assassination attempt
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Who knew that it would be Biden taking advantage of the Supreme Court’s decision giving presidents absolute power to order a hit on their opponents!
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The Gotch
He’s climbing up to the roof on the house across from mine.
Urge you all get to check out the cover of the latest “Economist” magazine, which features a walker with the presidential seal attached and the caption “No Way to Run a Country.” Amen, brother. Amen!
Nicolle Wallace comically predicts that Kacklin’ Kamala will, and I quote, Wipe The Floor With Vance in the VP debates.
The Gotch predicts the exact opposite, with Harris being embarrassingly outed as an intellectual flyweight.
The Gotch
Makes perfect sense. The deep state dove into the dark web and selected a 20-year-old loser, who couldn’t make the rifle team, to pull off an assassination on Donald Trump. And the Secret Service was in on it, and only one guy on X (Twitter) has the real story.
Lefty is still pushing that this was a setup in cohoots with Putin. The depravity of the lefty minds that believe that to be true is despicable. Many terrible, horrific acts have occurred by the hands of single individuals. This terrible deadly act is no different.
2024 Trump/Vance!
Notice the press has shifted from brain dead biden to tramp almost being brain dead? Interesting.
It’s unlikely there was a conspiracy to shoot Trump. But until about eight years ago I would have never thought the highest levels of law enforcement in our country would work with traditional media and big tech to sway an election, then suppress legitimate news stories to sway an election again. Then drum up absurd lawfare charges against the ex-president. Thanks to these evil players, we’ve all become cynical and untrusting. Maybe even gullible. It’s not the public’s fault that we’re now agnostic when it comes to such an outrageous theory about a 20 yr old shooter. Could it be true? I dunno, maybe.
Agreed. The days of the public being spoon fed anre over. Believe it or not we’re all going to have to “sift and winnow”. Oh the pain!
If your social media feeds are full of weeds that’s your own damn fault.
I think the horrifying truth is the Secret Service has adopted Boeing’s quality standards. That shit needs to stop. I also find it hilarious that the “girl power” agent is the only reason Trump was able to have his iconic Fight! moment. And that’s not to say women don’t have a place in the SS. The best planners I ever worked with were women. They are generally more thorough.
“If your social media feeds are full of weeds that’s your own damn fault.”
Other than neighborsnextdoor (THEY Report-YOU Decide), The Gotch’s participation with the Cancer of Social Media is ZERO; reading statements like the above confirms that’s a great approach!
The Gotch
Here! Here!
Back in my youth (Vietnam era) when we learned our government lied to us we had a saying. “QUESTION AUTHORITY”. I guess we didn’t learn and are repeating history.
The Vietnam war is why Henry Kissinger during his lifetime suffered a sucker punch in the stomach from a stranger at an airport. Personally, I think Mr. Kissinger’s father should have done the world a favor and pulled out.
A conspiracy of horny, young pimply-faced white males who are angry at the world does indeed exist, and has existed for years. The difference now is that they have access to efficient assault weapons. Someone please find these incel morons dates before they get their hands on strategic nuclear devices.
Because dates have worked so well for the young black men killing each other.
Whatever happened to “No peace, no piece”? I thought that was a sure thing.
“A conspiracy of horny, young pimply-faced white males who are angry at the world does indeed exist, and has existed for years.”
And feminism is a prime culprit in producing them.
“The difference now is that they have access to efficient assault weapons.”
Ha. Anyone with an even rudimentary understanding of firearms knows that the ones leftists decry as “assault weapons” really aren’t under any reasonable definition of them. And that an AR-15 is a terrible choice of weapon if you want to snipe someone. The leftists that bellow the loudest about “assault weapons” are, with rare exception, the ones that know the least about them. Much like teenage boys posturing about their supposed sexual conquests.
“Someone please find these incel morons dates before they get their hands on strategic nuclear devices.”
That’s funny coming from someone who thinks the Iran nuclear deal was a bad thing. Those incel morons will get nuclear weapons if Biden/Harris retain the White House.
How did he get a 10 foot ladder to climb the building with the sloped roof is without anyone noticing is what I want to know?
Conspiracy Wednesday: Biden “succumbs” to covid. Kamala is the nominee. Simple, clean, faces saved.
“Simple, clean, faces saved.“
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Lefty has a STRONG BENCH.
Lefty’s comically inept bench makes the Worst_Team_In_The_Known_Universe Bi-Polar bares look like the 1927 Yankees!
The Gotch