GOP’s kooks in the crawlspace hurt the brand!
They’re still at it!
You’ll never guess who was responsible for the insurrection that attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Not the peace-in-the valley Proud Boys nor the kumbaya Oath Keepers. Not even Mike Pence for “failing to do the right thing.”
No, the villain of 01-06-21 was — are you ready for this? That wily 4-D chess grandmaster, Nancy Pelosi! Who sez? The noisy coterie of Election Deniers who continue to beclown my Republican party, is who sez. How is the former Speaker to blame? By not calling out the infantry ahead of time! That’s like blaming the fire department for the arsonist, but never mind.
Election Deniers point to a video wherein the old Democrat wishes she had fortified the Capitol that day with more muscle. Had she ordered soldiers 10-deep with bayonets fixed (not that she had that power), MAGA would have cried foul.
(The President didn’t mind calling out the National Guard in Washington a few weeks ago; wants to do it in a half-dozen other American cities, too. How times have changed!)
What was Nancy’s game? To make Donald Trump look bad, Election Deniers postulate. Here we invoke Blaska’s Law of Conspiracy Theories: they should be at least facially plausible. Think, people! Democrats had just defeated Trump (according to every court in the land) and taken back the Senate — wasn’t Trump looking pretty bad all by himself?
Or was it the FBI?
Radio conspiracist Vicki McKenna to the rescue! FBI agents — 275 of them — were embedded amid the thousands in the crowd outside the Capitol that day, she says. Encouraging — if not actually — erecting gallows for the unpatriotic vice president, brutalizing Capitol Police, smashing windows, and hoisting poor Ashli Babbitt through the gaping hole. The FBI under Christopher Wray, Trump’s own appointee! That, my friends, is what too many Republicans believe.
• “David Blaska is going to blow his top!! I revel in my opportunity to once again tell the RINO….. ‘I told you so!’” Kevin Farnsworth taunted.
• “FINALLY this is coming out!” Kathy Bright Voegeli exulted.
• “Something many of us suspected from the beginning,” Paul French
harrumphed.
Even Kash Patel says it ain’t so
It took (of all people) FBI director Kash Patel to set the record straight. “Agents were sent into a crowd-control mission after the riot was declared by Metro Police,” Patel told Fox News Digital. Not even the Trump appointee is good enough for Election Denier Jonathan Mod Cauthorn:
“Generally speaking, I believe Kash is a trustworthy individual. That doesn’t mean he tells us everything he knows.”
Blaska’s Bottom Line: That’s the beauty of a conspiracy! Every evidence against it is proof the conspiracy is even more sinister, deeper, and widespread than we imagined!
We cling to this silver lining: deep down, the anti-Vos/Mike Gableman crowd realizes the abortive insurrection was a stain on the Constitution. That explains — nine months into the Restoration — their pathetic search for scapegoats, however absurd.
26 responses to “Give it up, people!”
Yeah. One has to wonder why these folks don’t believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. The evidence for their existence is just as easily believed and argued. Then, many profess disbelief in many real things like vaccines are effective and safe, that HIV doesn’t cause AIDS, that 9/11 and Sandyhook and the Moon landings were not real events. Strange people…..
The true “Restoration” will begin after DJT leaves office, when federal job vacancies are filled and judicial and executive branches are purged of incompetent Trump appointees.
The American president is in the midst of a delirious fantasy and has real troops and goons to play with rather than toy soldiers, using the United States and Caribbean nations as the set for his demented reality show. Truth or illusion….Mr. Trump chooses to not see the difference.
It will be to late for your restoration, America will be Great Again. The executive branch has already been purged, but not in jail yet.
For a guy who called our troops losers and suckers he sure loves throwing them around our country and disrupting their lives for no reason. The Supreme Court needs to be purged right now.
“The Supreme Court needs to be purged right now.”
How’s that going to happen? Nicholas/Sophie Roske?
Note: Federal judicial vacancies, including the U.S.Supreme Court, will happen by attrition (resignation or death).
An explanation of why three Capitol Police left the scene in unison just prior to the murder of Ashli Babbitt. News Max’s Greg Kelly has shown this over and over again and it has never been answered. And what about the fat little cop that was waving everybody into the Capitol and the paid FBI informant doing the same thing, saying “we must go into the Capitol”. Another conspiracy of mine is Blaska is trying to keep his liberal buddies reading his propaganda.
Reset the InSuRrEcTiOn! counter.
Sigh. Thought you might give us a personal account of the early Halloween parade downtown this weekend.
I’m not the one who keeps raising this nonsense.
No you just amplify it.
Maybe stop paying attention to the kooks in the crawlspace?
When Mizz Vicki and others keep conjuring their conspiracies? How about you spend some political capital righting the ship?
Who is forcing you to read or listen to them?
I get that you’d rather this embarrassing nonsense just go away. But Mizz Vicki’s ravings attract an audience. Question is whether you want to be part of the solution or part of the problem. We can see which side you’ve chosen.
Will just leave this here for you:
“God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.”
Serenity Now! (For some of us anyway)
Looks like some of these guys think this is all your fault. They know this trump thing will not end well. They just can’t admit it. carry on.
One Eye: Quoting the Serenity Prayer is a cop out. While it may work for spiritual seekers and addicts, it doesn’t necessarily apply to politics. And yet, the changing nature of politics is the one quality of this controversial landscape that does not change. Truly ironic.
When will this tired story end? Not with people like Blaska continually bringing it up. It must be a slow “clicks” day to resurrect yet another blog post about the riot on J6. With regards to election denying, you’re in denial if you don’t think shenanigans went on. There’s plenty of evidence about lazy and corrupt election Clerks, inaccurate voter roles, incompetent nursing home voter registrations, ballot drop boxes, etc. I don’t believe it was a centrally planned, grand conspiracy but there were a lot of incidents of local resistance happening.
“Shenanigans” happen in every election, but 10,000 lazy clerks with 10,000 faulty voter rolls, do not equal one stolen election. And it’s not Blaska beating that dead horse.
… in Republican states with Republican election officials.
I’m not bringing this up – I wanted you to talk about Trump bringing peace to Gaza.
Blaska, you’re the one who keeps calling Trump an “insurrectionist” when it is clear looking back, it was a situation that got out of control and there was only so much Trump could do.
Get over it and stop posting about something that happened almost 5 years ago!
“Only so much President Trump could do.” THAT is a keeper!
Vickie still has a radioshow?
UWAG said Fickell is their guy. He stays and UW will give his program more money. They don’t want to get in the way of his success. So open your wallets boys. At least you still have that big rock to snuggle up with. All the other teams in their conference will be having beer parties soon.
Dick, you are so off topic that it’s obvious you need help. Your grasp of reality is slipping away. Seek professional help soon.
I’d rather talk a little football than read all this other nonsense. Ms. Vickie? no one cares. A election from 5 years ago. trump did nothing for Gaza, just watch the news. My advice! bet on anyone playing Wis. I got some reality you can grasp right here PATTYCAKES.
Breaking News: I just heard on the radio while driving home from a town board meeting that trump is going to sue DoJ for a bazillion or so dollars for all the pain and suffering he has had to go through because of them. Ironically he would have to sigh off on any settlement. It’s just like writing a check to yourself for him.