the great R. Crumb

AARRRGHHHH!!!

Anyone seen Ray Epps lately?

Is this what America has been yearning for? An America beset by high prices, illegal aliens, cultural vandals, dumbed down schools, soft-on-crime prosecutors, and uncontrolled fires? Has our lonely nation turned its eyes to the release of the January 6 “hostages”? 

Real hostages wore yellow; back from Hamas captivity. That’s why Trump didn’t sign the January 6 pardons at the Capitol One Center. To do so would have been obscene.

Israeli teenagers buried in the catacombs of Hamas are hostages. Hostages are innocent victims. The besiegers of the nation’s Capitol four years ago are duly convicted criminals. Guilty. Any one or a dozen of them could have demanded a Trial of the Century, stood against a corrupt system like unjustly accused Alfred Dreyfus in anti-Semitic, fin de siècle France. Spoken truth to power, represented by a dream team of high-priced lawyers — all financed by The Big Guy’s billionaire friends. Hold daily press conferences. Generate cable news bulletins. Conduct a slow-speed chase. (Ford is making Broncos again.) But none of the January 6 defendants did. Not one.

Trump pardons nearly all January 6 rioters.

→ A prelude to more political violence — National Review

Of the 1,270 convicted for January 6, 2021, a total of 1,009 pled guilty. Of the total 1,583 arrested, 608 were charged with either assaulting or impeding federal police officers. 18 were charged with seditious conspiracy — a felony akin to treason that carries a maximum 20-year penalty. Ten defendants were convicted of seditious conspiracy after trial and four more pleaded guilty to the charge. All were members of either the Oath Keepers or Proud Boys.

 January 6 never happened

Or if it did it was a false flag operation by the FBI. That’s today’s MAGA narrative. Maybe Antifa. Hard to say. All of it, Nancy Pelosi’s fault for not calling out the National Guard to protect the Capitol against the President’s supporters! Isn’t Tucker Carlson’s video proof that friendly Capitol police escorted the camo people to Nancy’s secret stash of merlot? (Just as a photo of John Dillinger firing up breakfast proves he did not rob banks.) Those injured police? Fake News! Ashli Babbitt is their Horst Wessel.

Sometime down the road, in hyper gloat, we envision the reinstated President to go all Colonel Jessup: “Yer goddamned right I ordered January 6.” By then, it won’t matter — if it does now.

Which is why God invented football. Ultra-violent, escapist, over-hyped football! Notre Dame almost staged a comeback against the Big Eighteen’s own Ohio State Buckeyes last night. Helluva game, Brownie! That’s our sole New Year’s resolution, adopted some time around 8 p.m. CST 01-20-2025: We refuse to go crazy or to join crazy. 

Blaska’s Bottom Line: A gain-of-function patriot named Bill Elmhorst was in crowing mode this morning. You are now a man without a country,” he chided this dues-paying RINO. “No Party and no credibility. You did this to your self.”

Because I don’t let others do my thinking, maybe? At least we retain our conscience, self-respect, and sanity. And a 155-channel Spectrum TV Select cable package. No reception through tooth fillings necessary.

Are the January 6 pardons a bridge too far?

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37 responses to “AARRRGHHHH!!!”

  1. Steve Witherspoon Avatar

    I have been outspoken about not issuing a pardon to any January 6th rioter that physically attacked a police officer(s) during that riot, unfortunately I wasn’t consulted before issuing these pardons. I think those that approve of pardoning the violent rioters that physically attacked police officers are engaging in unethical rationalizations. This is out of my control, it’s done, it’s over with, and complaining about it doesn’t change a thing. As I have done with the other pardons issued by President Biden over the last few months, I’m letting it go.

  2. Steve Witherspoon Avatar

    Additionally, I think the word “hostages” is the wrong word to use, I think the correct word/phrase to use for a LOT (not all) of the people prosecuted for the January 6th is “politically persecuted”.

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      But Trump is pardoning them all.

      1. Normwegian Avatar
        Normwegian

        David, it’s time for you to MOVE ON.

  3. Badgered Avatar
    Badgered

    What is a bridge too far from our government? Were thousands of protesters taking over our state Capitol in 2011 and preventing the state’s business from being performed a “bridge too far”? Was anyone even arrested for this shameful charade?

    How many arrests were made in Minnesota, Portland Oregon, Seattle, Kenosha, and other cities following the George Floyd inspired incident? Oh that’s right, Kyle Rittenhouse was arrested and tried for defending himself.

    Was the officer who shot Ashley Babbitt disciplined? I don’t think so.

    Time will tell if yesterday’s J6 pardons are a “bridge too far”. In my opinion they were a “promise made promise kept”. They weren’t even the most controversial pardons that occurred yesterday, when compared to the disgraceful Biden crime family pardons.

    1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      Was the officer who shot Ashley Babbitt disciplined?

      If you consider secular deification by despicable Lefty to be punishment, like The Gotch, then yes.

      Capitol Officer Who Shot Ashli Babbitt PROMOTED

      To paraphraseCaptain Willard (Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now!: They should’ve nailed his ass to the floorboards for that one. But after the press got a hold of it, they promoted him to full captain instead.

      And again: Oh man… the bull$#!t piles up so fast in LaLaLoopyLoonyLeftyLand, you need wings to stay above it.

      The Gotch

      1. David Blaska Avatar

        Ashli Babbitt is your Horst Wessel.

        1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius_Gotchberg

          Nope, she was an unarmed White protester murdered by a bLack LEO.

          The aftermath would have played out FAR DIFFERENTLY had the participants’ melanin distribution been reversed; The Gotch invites you to change his mind.

          The gotch

        2. madisonexpat Avatar
          madisonexpat

          To compare Ashli Babbitt to Horst Wessel costs you a lot of credibility.

      2. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        You should petition your fearless leader to raise Ashli to the status of “Martyr for the MAGA PARTY.” Have a day named after her. Musk can give a speech followed by the MAGA salute. Trying to turn this into a black/white thing is a new low; even for you. Contact Dump; talk him into sending a 2 AM tweet and fire the guy.

        1. Normwegian Avatar
          Normwegian

          ENJOY the next four years. Trump already has spent more time in front of the press, compared to Biden’s last 4 years. No nap time in the Whitehouse.

        2. richard V Lesiak Avatar
          richard V Lesiak

          Norm; I’m going to have so much fun with Dementia Don It will be better than ice cream at the county fair.

  4. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    LOL, I guess Pharisee Bill has canceled me. I never saw that post David mentioned–or any other post from him in a few weeks. Thank goodness……

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      “Pharisee Bill!” Love it! Yes, old Bill is more certain of his rectitude than an Old Testament Pharisee!

      1. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
        Gary L. Kriewald

        I could be wrong about this, lacking as I do a degree in Biblical scholarship, but I believe Pharisees appear only in the New Testament.

  5. richard V Lesiak Avatar
    richard V Lesiak

    So, it begins. The right-wing twisting themselves in knots to justify the actions of their Lord and Master. But, but, but, Joe. Harris. 1600 convicted felons released. But; Law and Order. Do you guys really need all those Proud Boys and Oath Keepers running around, armed just because you don’t like Democrats. Instead of picking and choosing the orders you like why don’t you go to grannie’s house and explain how lucky she is that her medicine is going to cost her more. Why her air and water isn’t fit to use. How you lied to her about her grocery prices really aren’t going to drop. How her taxes really aren’t going down because we have a new Federal Dept. DOGE to support. But; there is a bright side. She can take whatever cash she has and buy Dementia Don’s crypto and make a bundle. Just make sure she reads the disclaimer.

    1. Normwegian Avatar
      Normwegian

      Poor butt hurt Richy. “Dementia Don?” Guess you’ve been napping for the last four years.

      1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        I bet goochie got it; ask him.

      2. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius_Gotchberg

        Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience. S. Clemens

        “Guess you’ve been napping for the last four years.”

        Nope, pinin’ 24/7 for Pete ButtGiggle; fully explains the condition described in your 1st sentence, am I right…?

        The Gotch

        1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
          richard V Lesiak

          Argue with idiots? That’s a question to ask that Bishop in church today who called out DEMENTIA DON and VERY DUMB VANCE. That little woman has more guts than all the Goobers On Parade in DC.

    2. Mordecai The Red Avatar
      Mordecai The Red

      “Do you guys really need all those Proud Boys and Oath Keepers running around, armed just because you don’t like Democrats.”

      Who is more likely to indiscriminately smash, burn, and loot your business or home and then beat the sh!t out of you if you try to intervene? Proud Boys/Oath Keepers or BLM/ANTIFA?

      Keep focusing on the wrong problems, keep losing elections.

  6. One Eye Avatar
    One Eye

    Title makes the post.

    MAYNARD: ‘…The Castle of aaarrrrggh’.

    BEDEVERE: What is that?

    MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.

    LANCELOT: Oh, come on!

    MAYNARD: Well, that’s what it says.

    ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aarrggh’. He’d just say it!

    MAYNARD: Well, that’s what’s carved in the rock!

    GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

  7. Bob #3 Avatar
    Bob #3

    Biden commuted the sentence of somebody who killed 2 federal agents – where is the outrage about this? Contrary to the left’s belief, no officers were killed on Jan 6 – Sitnick sounds like he just got wore out. Byrd also pardoned for taking out Ashli. Where were the guns and weapons on Jan 6? For an insurrection, it sure was a curious one with grandmas walking through the capital and horn boy escorted through the halls of Congress for photo ops. Nobody served any real time for the George Floyd riots and the desecration of our very own capital city. 4 years of suffering for many people for a riot that lasted a couple of hours is/was punishment enough.

    1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
      richard V Lesiak

      He is 80. Served 50 years and his health is gone. Biden just let him go home to die. Compassion that Dementia Don would never show anyone. Good job cherry-picking though. I wonder where General Milly’s portrait went after Dopey Don ordered it removed from the Pentagon. Old bone-spur fired the General by tweet while hiding in the WH, at night, surrounded by security. Typical dick move.

    2. David Blaska Avatar

      There’s a duration limit on crime? How long did it take for Dylan Roof to kill?

      1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        Must be. Buffalo horn guy posted today that now that he is out ; now he will start buying guns.

  8. One Eye Avatar
    One Eye

    Ray Epps was an innocent bystander who just happened to get caught on camera saying “We gotta go in there”.

    Set up by the proud boys and the people who framed OJ.

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      My point exactly.

      1. One Eye Avatar
        One Eye

        R/whoosh

      2. One Eye Avatar
        One Eye

        Ray Epps: What are y’all doing?

        Proud Boy: There’s free pizza in the Capitol!

        Ray Epps: We gotta go in there!

  9. richard V Lesiak Avatar
    richard V Lesiak

    Now on sale online….BUDDE IS MY BUDDY bumper stickers. They accept crypto. Going fast.

  10. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    Local blogger Ann Althouse (no righty, she!):

    The Biden administration went big and then Trump went big. BIDEN could have shown mercy and aimed to bring Americans together, but he CHOSE TO BE AS PUNITIVE AS POSSIBLE. And this is AFTER so much TOLERANCE AND FORGIVENESS was shown to the BLACK LIVES MATTER RIOTERS, to those crossing the BORDER ILLEGALLY, and to his POLITICAL CRONIES AND FAMILY matters. In that light,I HAVE NOTHING NEGATIVE to say ABOUT TRUMP’S SWEEPING MAGNANIMITY.”

    Anyone requiring any more reasons why DementiaJoKe -n- Kacklin’ Kamala are unemployed is a self-indicted, bespawling jimberjawed addlepate.

    The Gotch

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      Ann of Althouse IS a righty.She and Meade are big Trumpies. I love them anyway. You, I can tolerate.

      1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius_Gotchberg

        FTR: The Gotch is no Trumpie!

        “Ann of Althouse IS a righty.

        You don’t SAY? This “alleged” Righty is pro-choice and opposed overturning Roe -v- Wade, and while she did vote for Bush the Younger, she voted for Hopeless Changey, and (think but can’t prove) Cankles Clinton, DementiaJoK, and Kacklin’ Kamala.

        RE: Hopeless Changey: “He really is a solid, normal person who remained grounded in the middle of all this craziness. And I like to think that, now that he’s President, with his steely nerve, his intelligence, and his groundedness, he’ll do the job that must be done. The trickery is over.

        That sound like a Righty to you?

        To paraphrase Marge Gustafson (Frances McDormand in Fargo): “The Gotch isn’t sure he agrees with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Blaska”

        “You, I can tolerate.

        Rightbackatcha!

        The Gotch

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    richard V Lesiak

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