Or is Hulk Hogan the real deal?
Looks like the next U.S. Education secretary will be the woman who co-founded World Wrestling Entertainment, Linda McMahon. You are welcome to believe that pro wrestling is real but it’s got to be more authentic than the school test scores put out by the WI Department of Public Instruction this week.
The numbers for Madison’s public schools resemble Garrison Keillor’s Lake Woebegon where all the children “meet expectations.” The WI State Journal annotates the latest Department of Public Instruction data dump with this noisy asterisk:
Significant changes to the state’s Forward Exam, which lowered the score students must achieve to be considered proficient or advanced, are affecting the new set of district and school report cards, too.
Because graduation rates have fallen, chronic absenteeism is up, and test scores are suffering. “DPI may have gotten tired of being dinged for decades of high spending that has produced low proficiency, but the answer is not to change the standard of judgement,” argues Will Flanders, research director at WI Institute for Law & Liberty.

Paying the price of progressive pedantry
State education czar Jill Underly is a creature of the state teachers union and the Democratic Party of Wisconsin. Endorsed by Mark Pocan, Tammy Baldwin, Tony Evers and the rest of the progressive establishment, her election campaign was under-written by Democrats to the tune of $239,000 for this officially non-partisan position.
When 94% of school districts are graded as “met expectations” or above, there is little to no useful information to be gathered from these. With literacy rates falling, absenteeism rising, and violence in our schools, any rational person would be hard pressed to say 94% of our schools are meeting expectations. Once again, the adults in charge are failing our kids. — State Sen. John Jagler, R-Watertown
They teach our children
Jill Underly is a sworn enemy of the school choice — competition that might goose public schools to up their game. Her Department of Public Instruction pumps critical race theory into Wisconsin’s K-12 schools. (Read & Weep!) Dr. Jill declared a day of mourning when a Kenosha jury acquitted Kyle Rittenhouse.
→ “Jill Underly stresses importance of DEI” — Capital Times
Doctor Underly is running for re-election, which (by gosh and by golly) is next April. She’s appointed political operative Sachin Chheda as her chief of staff. He helmed the election of two pro-abortion progressives to the WI Supreme Court. We say again, superintendent of public instruction should be converted into a cabinet position appointed by the governor so education can sit side by side with transportation, natural resources, prisons, and economic development. Would take a constitutional amendment.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Madison voters just rewarded mediocrity by signing over another $607 million in property taxes to our flaccid public schools. So we put our flickering hope for our most challenged kids into a statewide reformer who can do better than “meet expectations.”
Is Stone Cold Steve Austin available?
(because the education establishment needs a disrupter)

20 responses to “WI School scores are a big-time scam”
What’s the old saying? “If you can’t beat expectations, lower them.”
Correct….McMahon wants to be Sec of Education even though she doesn’t have a degree in education. A BS in French put her in line for the appointment. BS is a top priority with trump. French made her good friends with Gaetz. After being sworn in they are planning an old-fashioned book burning on the Capital lawn. Power to the people? We had it once. It was called the STONE AGE. D. WASHINGTON caps are mine.
Not having a degree in Education is one of the reasons she was chosen, Dick. The “rule by experts” experiment started during covid is over, thank God.
“The ‘rule by experts’ experiment started during covid is over, thank God.”
But, but, but, but, but, but, what about ButtGiggle-n-spouse pretending they have t!ts and can nurse while the supply chain lurches into an international clusterphuque, or mentally-ill despicable Lefty Freaks pretending to be baggage-handlers, or HHS secretaries playing Dress-Up-Dolls?
Those were all Post-WuHan-PLANdemic experiments, am I right?
Anywho, can you even imagine how it must feel to be a generationally imbecilic, ‘nadless, septuagenarian Lefty who’s so gob-smacked by the well-deserved, cataclysmic b!tchslappin’ administered by The Donald Tsunami that all you can muster is weak, idiotically unfunny, inanely stoopid (sic) hijacking-n-deflection?
Neither can The Gotch!
The Gotch
I work for the department and it is terribly woke. Test scores have been dumbed down to make us look better than we really are. Sad state of affairs.
Perfect time to bone up on the concept of “Kayfabe” – it’s everywhere, not just pro wrestling.
https://www.edge.org/response-detail/11783
Why not get a practitioner to rip it all down?
“Wrestling discovered the unthinkable: its audience did not seem to require even a thin veneer of realism. Professional wrestling had come full circle to its honest origins by at last moving the responsibility for deception off of the shoulders of the performers and into the willing minds of the audience.”
This is what happened with Kamala Harris. Like I said, Kayfabe is everywhere.
If all these schools are so “successful” (using today’s modernized, lowered expectations and standards) why do all these districts keep clamoring for more money? Seems like they are doing their job with the funds they have.
They gotta’ pay for all those $60 bibles somehow. Oklahoma is going broke over them and they haven’t been delivered yet. Rumor has it the signed edition is going for $499 a pop. Those are signed by trump. Signed by GOD; $99.95.
“Hope powers our public schools.” — Jill Underly
Unbelievable. That strategy, if you can call it that, is obviously failing our schools, students, and communities. Kick this empty suit to the curb in April and put in someone with an actual plan.
“Experts” were the initial ones pushing trans-insanity and, that too, is falling away.
Lies, damn lies and statistics.
I have a feeling most kids in MMSD are doing just fine. Sure you’ll have the kids with a poor home life and the occasional affluent kid who is complicit in the murder of her parents but for the most part kids are doing fine.
If this were not so the mama bears would have taken over the school board. Will it come to that? Yet to be seen but it will be them (not an old white guy or rich white woman trying to find herself) that will affect change if it comes to that.
It would be great to see MMSD figure out how kids from the wrong side of the tracks flourish in school. I’m sure they exist.
“I have a feeling most kids in MMSD are doing just fine.”
Want better results? Remove the….um…outcomes of a certain demographic (like removing Blue Zip Codes from gun violence statistics) and POOF…they be lookin’ good!
‘Course, The Gotch’s erstwhile pal Rollie will slobber that those results are because of RAYcism…and if you don’t believe that, it’s because you’re a RAYcist!
“It would be great to see MMSD figure out how kids from the wrong side of the tracks flourish in school. I’m sure they exist.”
Of course they exist, we all know people who rose above their circumstances (The Gotch’s Dear late maternal Grandfather and his Dear late Father were among them); they’re the ones who, because of proper parenting or strength of conviction, didn’t fall for the despicable Lefty Didn’t Earn It victimhoodie trap.
The Gotch
JUSSIE IS FREE. FREE AT LAST. JUSTICE IS SERVED. (caps are mine). am I right? BINGO
You tell me.
Blaska, why you allow such monumentally stoopid (sic), off-topic imbecility to pollute The Werkes boggles the mind.
The Gotch
Relax gotch, you’re sounding like a guy who went to Ponderosa for the senior special at four o’clock and was told they were out of the meatloaf.
They did admit to a huge racial disparity in test scores. I’m surprised they didn’t solve that problem by lopping off a few points from the white kids’ scores and grafting them onto black kids’ scores.
It being the despicable Lefty DPI, and it’s wicked step-child MMSD, it’s not beyond the realm of possibility they did that, preventing them from having to admit it’s worse than damning.
The Gotch
There is no way these numbers are real. We’re supposed to live in one of the best districts in the state. Homework never came home and neither did corrected work. Lots of teachers left our district school after covid. School became under staffed. We sent our children to a parochial. So glad we did.