I’m a jelly doughnut!
Now we’ve seen everything! A three-minute video for Donald Trump postulates that God Almighty sent this narcissistic grifter down to earth to Save America itself from the cruel yoke of … of … Joe Biden! This cringe-worthy, sucker’s dram of hero-worship is narrated by a voice that sounds like the long-dead Paul Harvey, doing a follow-up to his classic “So God Made a Farmer.”
And they call Claudine Gay a plagiarist! It would be a parody if two-thirds of my Republican … acquaintances didn’t fall down on their knees and writhe before this false idol. A snippet of transcription:
God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as a serpent‘s, so God made Trump. God said, “I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack, a man who cares for the flock and is a shepherd to mankind, who will never leave or forsake them … and know the belief of God and country,” … somebody who’s willing to drill … fight the system all day and finish a hard day’s week by attending church on Sunday, … so God made Trump.
“God Made Trump” is an escalation of a trope that Trump is America’s savior. We thought the image of Jesus the Christ hugging Trump was maudlin. We await the first of many miraculous cures attributed to the divine intervention of St. Donald of Trump. “My Scrofula was Cured,” up next on Laura Ingraham! NewsMax will breathlessly report apparitions in the night sky over unholy Hollywood of the One True Trump. (Perhaps a red glow.) Liz and Mitt and Mitch cast into the fiery furnace of globalist hell. Sidney Powell as attorney general. Michael Flynn, defense secretary. Lauren Boebert, press secretary. The Rapture!
Replace the Nicene Creed with the Trump Creed. The insurrectionists were sent on January 6 to cleanse the temple. Come next January, they will be freed from prison like dead Lazari (plural) to finish the job and finish off unbelievers like Blaska, the Judas.
He arose on the third day to win Iowa
Pure belief requires the suspension of fact and reason. Just 14% of Republicans told Washington Post/University off Maryland pollsters that Trump was responsible for the 01-06-21 insurrection. Only 29% of Republicans admitted to a USA Today/Suffolk University poll that Biden’s election was legitimate. 60% said the insurrectionists are innocent. We’re dealing with more mystery here than the virgin birth, fershure!
Trump may have succeeded in moving GOP voters away from their immediate revulsion after Jan. 6, but the broader electorate is less likely to come onboard in November.
— Steven Shepard, Politico
Blaska’s Bottom Line: On the other hand, Blaska IS gooey and sweet on the inside, once you get to know him. In all seriousness, pray for our America, people.
16 responses to “If Trump is the son of God”
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Well thanks for posting this video, Dave. I would likely have not seen it otherwise. But it doesn’t seem to be coming from the Trump campaign.
Nevertheless, if you read the Bible, it is obvious that God uses imperfect people to bring about His will and plan. There’s Nebuchadnezzar and Darius in the book of Daniel, Samson in the book of Judges, King David and Solomon, and even Judas Iscariot. a disciple of Jesus, among many others.
The fact that some people may idolize Trump in an unhealthy manner does not negate the possibility of him being what America needs right now.
How many people thought of Obama as America’s savior? I’m willing to venture that even Obama was used by God even though he wasn’t aware of it. You’ll remember that Obama’s pastor, Jeremiah Wright, famously stated “not God bless America, God d*** America”.
Perhaps God is even using you, Dave.
Problem is, Trump himself is circulating this video. (Jeremiah Wright is another whaddabout?) As for God, I don’t know if He is using me. Hope I am serving Him.
“How many people thought of Obama as America’s savior?” The same ones who are trying to crucify Trump. The only problem is that, unlike the Original, Trump isn’t cooperating. And, yes, that image of JC embracing Trump is cringe-inducing, but no more so than that famous photo of Obama embracing Hillary as if she just gave him the BJ to end all BJs.
But Obama’s acolytes steered clear of deification.
Granted, though they often approached the brink. And since most of them are atheists, agnostics, or pagans of various stripes, deification is way outside their skill set.
The despicable Lefty Media (forgive the redundancy) obsequiously bent over backwards to deify Hopeless Changey.
They just chose a secular approach…lest they upset their weak-t!t, milquetoast base.
One more thing.
Anyone catch the 13 Time World Champion Green Bay Packer game…?
The Gotch
Obama kicked your ass …TWICE.
JUST IN:
Entire Bi-Polar bares’ team enters Transfer Portal.
Coach Eberflub: “Job #1 for the midgets of the midway this off season is deciding which Franchise QB we ruin next.”
GO PACKERS!!!
The Gotch
There’s no defending tRump and this ad; so, it’s back to Obama. Typical right-wing nonsense.
“If Trump is the Son of God, I’m a Jelly Doughnut” has to be one of the funniest responses I have heard since General McAuliffe told the Nazis in response to their request for the Americans to surrender, he replied, “NUTS!!!”
Poor analogy, DB.
“…follow-up to [Paul Harvey] classic ‘So God Made a Farmer.’”
Harvey wasn’t suggesting that the farmer who God made was “Jesus Christ, the Word of God made flesh, Who redeemed man by His Death on the Cross, and Whose Divine mission is continued by the ministry of the Church.”
Nor that we should worship farmers.
Paul Harvey simply said God looked down on his creation and said, “I need a caretaker.”
At the eleventh hour on the eighth day Trump looked up and said: “Put me in, coach.”
And now it looks like God might’ve made quite a few farmers (bauern):
https://x.com/claytonmorris/status/1744298814951887131?s=46&t=VX4S-gjuq5nKM-bW4zL54w
WWTD?
😁
https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1746185351490601218?s=46&t=VX4S-gjuq5nKM-bW4zL54w
Stop breathing, 1947hotmail, you’re causing global warming.
He’ re enacting the Gadarene swine.