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Nothing like a good poke in the kidneys to prove your point

Democratic Socialists of America and its publicist, John Nichols, are calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. How about a ceasefire in Congress? At least no one is beating each other with canes. Or shooting stone cold dead (as Ron DeSantis might say) a lawmaker as happened in Wisconsin’s territorial legislature in 1842. (Read & Marvel!)

Comrade Nichols bestows his 5,641st “savvy political operator” appellation on one Heba Mohammad.  Apparently she is one of “500 veterans” of Joe Biden’s presidential campaign who parrot the Democratic Socialists of America party line. Their communiqué demands the President “call for a ceasefire, hostage exchange, and de-escalation, and take concrete steps to a dress the conditions of occupation, apartheid, and ethnic cleansing at the root of the horrific violence we are seeing now.” A statement Nichols is only too pleased to regurgitate.

The always reliable Babylon Bee headlines, “Cain kills Abel, demands immediate ceasefire.”
Kevin McCarthy, you missed one! There are 2 kidneys!

Good n’ plenty

It’s a bad dream, right? No matter how Dane County chases a new and more humane lock up, the price keeps going up. Now it gets just one single bid $24.6 million above the extra money the county board reluctantly allocated earlier this year, for a total of $161.6 million.

• One bidder? Problem is, Madison’s skyline is already filled with construction cranes, all of them seemingly building high-rise apartments. Time to bite the bullet; forget the high-rise downtown adjacent to the existing jail  and build on county land at Badger Prairie in nearby Verona.

• WI Gov. Tony Evers is expected to sign legislation that will keep the Brewers baseball team in Milwaukee until the year 2050. Why didn’t we backdate the legislation to include manager Craig Counsell? 

• How committed are Democrats to diversity, equity, and inclusion that their governor would resist making college grants race-neutral? Or hold up raises for university employees?

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Reportedly, Trump is making an enemies list that would make Nixon’s look like a Honey Do list. If he wins, Blaska changes his name to Boris Lovecookie.

How are YOU standing YOUR butt up?

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16 responses to “Nothing like a good poke in the kidneys to prove your point”

  1. rvtl1947hotmailcom Avatar
    rvtl1947hotmailcom

    Will the camp that tRump wants to put me in have internet service? Will I have to wear a “V” for vermin on my jumpsuit? Can I sue every politician who would vote for this for violating my civil rights? Or are they going to suspend the Constitution? On a brighter note Santos says he will not run for re-election. “ya think! Now all the hawks in DC have to do is slap up Tubberville so our military can get ready for the coming shitshow they keep talking about.

  2. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    Sooooo, despicable Lefty HASN’T recommended institutionalizing those who refuse to acknowledge the despicable Lefty Way?

    Wait a minute.

    Despicable Lefty HAS recommended institutionalizing those who refuse to acknowledge the despicable Lefty Way; to wit:

    PBS Lawyer Who Called For “Reeducation Camps For Republican Children” NO LONGER WITH NETWORK

    ABC News Director Calls For CLEANSING Of Trump Voters

    The Gotch

    1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      You mean there’s more Lefty recommending institutionalizing those who refuse to acknowledge the despicable Lefty Way?

      Cankles Suggests For ‘MAGA Extremists’ Who Still Support Trump

      Despicably FASCIST Lefties!

      The democrat Party richly deserves its reputation as the Party of WAR, DEATH, HATRED, and RAYCISM!

      The Gotch

      1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius_Gotchberg

        ERRATUM: Cankles Suggests FORMAL DEPROGRAMMING For ‘MAGA Extremists’ Who Still Support Trump

        The Gotch

      2. rvtl1947hotmailcom Avatar
        rvtl1947hotmailcom

        War, Death, Hatred and Racism. Sounds like a trump rally to me.

      3. rvtl1947hotmailcom Avatar
        rvtl1947hotmailcom

        Maga Extremists that support trump are being picked on? You mean those fine upstanding folks like the Proud Boys, Wolverine Watchmen, Boogaloo, Rise above Nation, Oath Keepers, Three Percenters, QAnon. Why don’t you sit down on your tri-deck with your copy of the Daily Stormer and relax.

      4. old baldy Avatar
        old baldy

        “FASCIST Lefties!”. Great way to exhibit your lack of current affairs. Goobers On Parade, headed by the orange-haired wannabe dictator, are the ones promoting fascist ideology: far-right, authoritarian, ultra-nationalist, dictatorial leader, forced suppression of opposition, etc.

        There, you been schooled again.

        1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius_Gotchberg

          Poor hankdog/old baldy, sad hankdog/old baldy, eminently Butt Hurt hankdog/old baldy is comically flailing while obsequiously affixed to despicable Lefty’s teat.

          While he’s everything Lefty despises (old, white, [beta] male, illiterate, and mind-numbingly STOOPID [sic]) he still willingly embraces the role of Useful Idiot by waddling along glassy eyin’, lock-steppin’, and unquestionin’; to wit:

          *DementiaJoKe’s the epitome of physical/mental health
          *DementiaJoKe has the border controlled
          *DementiaJoKe’s lowered gas prices from $4.00 per gallon
          *DementiaJoKe’s exalted on the global stage
          *DementiaJoKe won’t build that wall!
          *DementiaJoKe appoints only qualified people
          *DementiaJoKe cut the deficit in half
          *DementiaJoKe’s spending is WAY DOWN
          *DementiaJoKe’s created, like, you know…12 billion new jobs
          *inflation is transitory
          *soaring interest rates are fake news
          *food prices have never been lower
          *real incomes are skyrocketing
          *People can afford everything, and then some
          *Public Education is doing a bang-up job

          *DementiaJoKe’s poll numbers bear all this out as gospel, am I right?

          Anywho, he DementiaJoKe Administration needs more Useful Idiots juuuuuust like hankdog/old baldy.

          If you prefer a fact-based Reality, don’t be like hankdog/old baldy!

          The Gotch

        2. old baldy Avatar
          old baldy

          Just curious, gootchie: how much do you need to drink to come up with that much misspelled gibberish?

          And you have done nothing to dispel the fact that trump is a fascist.

        3. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius_Gotchberg

          Someone so breathtakingly imbecilic that they claim there’s misspelling where absolutely nonesuch exists?

          Priceless!

          The kicker? The only thing you’ve accomplished with this typically incoherent slobbering is the positive confirmation of being a Useful Idiot.

          The Gotch

        4. old baldy Avatar
          old baldy

          gootchie:

          If you think your spelling is 100% correct you should demand your tuition $$ back. If you can’t find it you are too far gone for me to teach you.

          But you still haven’t addressed any of the topics I brought up. Why don’t you start with the demented ravings of the wannabe fascist dictator herr trump?

          Or your oxymoron (or is it simply your moronic prose): “FASCIST Lefties!”. And remember, just because you use a bold font and all caps doesn’t make you any smarter or correct. It just highlights your insecurity.

          So have a good day, and remember: your are never too old to get smarter. Give it a try.

    2. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      Single Parent Households Are The GREATEST INDICATOR Of An Idiot’s Future Poverty And Substandard Education!

      The Gotch

      1. rvtl1947hotmailcom Avatar
        rvtl1947hotmailcom

        Did you get that quote from Moms for Liberty?

  3. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
    Gary L. Kriewald

    Just a slight correction to your basically accurate statement that Madison is “filled with construction cranes … building high-rise apartments.” A more accurate statement would be “high-rise LUXURY apartments” to benefit UW students whose parents are paying the bills and/or pampered Epic employees who wouldn’t dream of living anywhere but the “cool” part of town–neither of whom has any trouble paying the exorbitant rents–you know, the ones that drive up everyone else’s rents. This state of affairs would be deplorable enough, but we have to listen to the jackasses, who run this town and who give out-of-town developers a free hand, bleat about how they’re the champions of the poor and downtrodden.

  4. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Maybe the Mayor could kick in the savings on the Lake St. parking ramp to help out the County like the County Exec. always kicks in money to help out the City like the homeless shelters, city market and the rest. Oh that’s right, the City already spent the money on other projects.

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