We can blow this on-side kick if we try!

Is Brandon Bostick a free agent? 

What is that infernal shouting we’re hearing on the Stately Manor’s monaural, b&w Philco? Looks like some old guy shaking his fist at the clouds. Dammit! It’s Joe Biden! He’s following through on his threat to run for President! Does Medicaid even cover that?

Most Democrats don’t want him, public opinion polls report. Can you blame them? What’s Sleepy Joe going to do? Build Back Even Better Again, v. 2.0? Forgive not only college debt but subsidize Netflix subscriptions? At the end of his second term, when he’s older than Jonathan, that giant tortoise on Saint Helena island, does Biden address the 120th Congress via Holosphere from his cryonics tube? (“I’m here with the Splendid Splinter, Ted Williams. …”)

Republicans ought to own this guy like Aaron Rodgers owned the Chicago Bears, but the party of Lincoln appears to be falling in line behind a criminal defendant who is even more unlikeable. That’s not just your favorite RINO talking; it’s the Gallup poll (undoubtedly owned by George Soros). The FiveThirtyEight poll shows Sleepy Joe with a 5-point lead nationally and winning Wisconsin over #45. (“What do you mean, ‘Again’?” — Mike Gableman.)

So yeah, we could blow this yet. Which puts us in mind of the most interesting man in America, Aaron Rodgers, still blinking from his emergence from the bat cave. Brought titletown its last Super bowl victory after the 2010 season. Being the half-empty guy, this team owner rues the almost biannual defeats in the league championship games that denied us more Super Bowls. Kismet if the quarterback’s new team, the New York Jets, lose the AFC Championship game in some spectacularly stupid fashion. Like the Packers blew that NFC championship game to Seattle in 2015!

Blaska’s Bottom Line: We hear Brandon Bostwick is tanned, rested, and ready to sign — cheap. How about it, Jets! You signed him once! Give the old fumbler another chance!

Who would YOU put on the Republicans’
on-side kick team?

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23 Responses to We can blow this on-side kick if we try!

  1. Pingback: We can blow this on-side kick if we try! – Wisconsin Family News

  2. Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

    We hear Brandon Bostwick is tanned, rested, and ready to sign — cheap.

    Um…Bostwick is always…er…tanned.

    Anywho, on the subject of 13 Time World Champion Green Bay Packer QB’s 2nd/3rd acts: You think anyone’ll ever beat Favre’s record of ending his team’s Super Bowl aspirations by throwing a pick (into coverage) in an NFC Title game, not just once, but twice?

    Speaking Favre, that boy’s in a World Of Hurt!

    The Gotch

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    • David Blaska says:

      What’s the fun of throwing to a receiver more wide open than Stormy Daniels? Throwing into double coverage, now that’s the ticket!

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      • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

        What’s the fun of throwing to a receiver more wide open than Stormy Daniels?

        Ugh! NO FUN in the 2022 season opener against the ‘Queens when Christian Watson didn’t HAUL ONE IN from the Packer Formerly Known As A-Rod…who’s now A Whiter Shade Of Pale…GREEN

        The Gotch

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    • richard lesiak says:

      They also haven’t done much in 13 years.

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  3. Bill Cleary says:

    I heard this on the radio today so I cannot take credit for it. It goes something like this: “Sleepy Joe ought to be sitting on a bench with a blanket across his lap, by a duck pond somewhere, feeding the ducks, instead he is our President and wants to be our next President. ”

    My thought is: We were stupid enough to elect this idiot the first time, are we going to repeat the same mistake again?

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    • Bob says:

      Yes.

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    • Mike says:

      I had absolutely nothing to do with him being elected. I voted for Trump despite him being obnoxious. At least he made policy decisions that made sense and were for the good of America, unlike Bozo Joe who continued his corrupt practices and further enriched his crime family, this time from a loftier platform. This idiots who elected him and now regret their decision will still vote for him because (and only because) he is not a Republican.

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  4. Bill Cleary says:

    God Help us if we do!

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  5. Mark Lemberger says:

    Republicans will win the next time because they stand for… wait a minute. Ummm. Hang on, it will come me. Aw crap.

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    • David Blaska says:

      Why did Republicans lose in 2020?

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      • Mark Lemberger says:

        Ballot harvesting, open voting, $400,000,000 unaccounted for Zuckerbucks and unsecured ballot boxes.
        No wait. Perhaps I’m wrong. It was probably the vibrant, hopeful, energetic and dare I say brilliant campaign run by Biden and Harris.
        Yeah. That’s the ticket. And if you, Squire, did not change your vote for President Trump… then neither did anyone else.

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  6. Kooter says:

    The only thing dumber than Trump running for president again is Biden. Run Joe run!

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  7. Fred jaeckle says:

    I like what RFK Junior is saying. Will the Democrats ignore his aspirations, or will they thy to smear him with a fake dossier to give Biden a free path to the nomination?

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  8. One Eye says:

    Said it before the R nominee needs to run against Kamala. Commercial is montage of Joe being incoherent followed by Pic of Kamala and text “A heartbeat away”. Fade to black with Kamala’s trademark cackle.

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    • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

      You want nonsense? Try this frighteningly imbecilic slobbering from VP/Border Czar/Moron Savant Kamala Harris:

      I think it’s very important […] for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present and to be able to contextualize it — to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment — as it relates not only to the past but the future.

      Just a heartbeat away…….

      The Gotch

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      • old baldy says:

        Looks like gootchie has been writing KH’s speeches. Even the bold key is stuck. But somebody did proof for all his spelling errors.

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        • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

          Poor hankdog/old baldy; were it not for gaslighting, he’d have no light in his lonely li’l life at all.

          And when The Gotch makes a once_in_a_Blue_Moon spelling error, it’s corrected with an Erratum, you empty-headed twit!

          The bolds are to outline the laughably moronic VP’s quote, though it probably makes perfect sense to you because there’s little doubt you’re positively enamored with the job she and DementiaJoKe are doing.

          The Gotch

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