Experts say: Biden is not suffering from senile dementia

But the rest of America is suffering from his!

The Head Groundskeeper learned how to slant a news story at Dane County’s progressive newspaper. But that was in his youth, when his mind was still plastic enough to learn new tricks. 

Still, we gawk in wonder at the facile way the New York Times marshals facts to support its political agenda — electing Democrats. Joe Biden is 80 years young today, the Times says. Uncle Joe has all but declared he will be a candidate for re-election two years hence. Therefore, the grey lady must allay fears that Joe and his nurses will be outwitted by Vladimir Putin or, for that matter, Jim Jordan. Explains the Times’ headline: “Experts say age is more than a number.”

Toasting the Columbians when he meant Cambodia; calling for a dead congresswoman to please stand up? Can be easily explained! If Biden finishes his presumptive second term he would be 86. This, after the Times emphasized Ronald Reagan’s age when he began running for President in 1979, when he was 68.

New York Times photo taken moments before Biden fell off his E-bike

Experts say a lot of things

Times readers are assured that “experts in geriatrics say that people in their 80s who are active, engaged and have a sense of purpose can remain productive and healthy — and that wisdom and experience are important factors to consider.” And

Mr. Biden, these experts agreed, has a lot going in his favor … all factors that, studies show, are protective against dementia and conducive to healthy aging. 

The New York Times spoke to 10 experts in aging to paint a picture of what the next six years might look like for a person of the president’s age.”
We may not get to choose our age but we get to choose our experts.

Fair enough. Age IS relative. Jimmy Carter is still going (if not strongly) at age 98. Sen. Chuck Grassley won re-election this month at age 89. (Got to admit: thought he was rolling the dice but Iowa’s governor is Republican and can appoint a successor.) Mitch McConnell is 80 years … young. QE2 reigned (but did not rule) until age 96. Pope Frankie One will be 86 next month. A boon companion at the Little Sisters restaurant in Middleton WI excuses himself after breakfast, saying he must get to work. He is 95.  

But Nancy Pelosi, age 82, IS giving way to a younger generation. So is Steny Hoyer, age 83. Sen. McConnell’s secret is that he is part tortoise. You may have read about Jonathan the tortoise on St. Helena  Island. Although moving kind of slow, the 440-pound chelonian is 190 years old. Experts say.

Jonathan the Tortoise is 190 years old but is blind and has lost his sense of smellnone of which is an impediment to the Presidency.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Ultimately, voters will determine who is too old, too stupid, or too dangerous to serve. The Constitution places a limit only on minimum age — that being 35. The proprietor of this news and opinion stand is still younger than Florida Man, who is 76. (See page 26.) Experts at the Stately Manor say Blaska is too old to be elected President. But not school board, alder, or mayor of Madison. 

Which reminds us: your scribe has never been older than a President of the U.S. — if we remember correctly. Where are my glasses?

What do YOUR experts say?
Do they know where my glasses are?


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27 Responses to Experts say: Biden is not suffering from senile dementia

  1. Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

    Forgetting someone, Blaska…?

    2018: LaLaLoopyLoonyLeftyLand (CA) Lefties declined to endorse DiFi for reelection; always wrong yet never in doubt Land Of FruitCAKES And NutCASES pressed on nevertheless.

    2020: The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer to All Things Considered: “Really, for the last couple of years, I’ve been hearing that Dianne Feinstein has been struggling, particularly with short-term memory issues, so that her staff will brief her and THEN SHE’LL FORGET WHAT SHE’S BEEN TOLD OR THAT SHE’S BEEN BRIEFED AT ALL” (bolds/caps/italics mine)

    April 2022: Colleagues Worry Senator Dianne Feinstein NO LONGER MENTALLY FIT TO SERVE.

    This getting better, staying the same, or getting worse….?

    The Gotch

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  2. Madtownforsure says:

    Why isn’t aloe talking to rocket man, Putin, china, because he cannot hold, think a thought for more than : “hey man” that’s it. Scary and sad.


  3. Bill Cleary says:

    When my Grandma was a 104 she was sharp as a tack. I asked her about the 1st world war and she replied that she remembered the 1st world war as she was in her 20’s at that time.

    I have had the great honor and pleasure of serving the elderly. Many of which are not always mentally there. They are great people. Many of them are people who had high positions in government, the university and similar positions.

    Joe Biden reminds me of many of them.

    He is no longer capable of cognizant thoughts.

    Unlike many of them, his brain that was corrupt from the beginning is now totally corrupt.

    Most of them are and remain honest to the core. He has. never been honest!

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  4. One Eye says:

    Experts also say Kamala is not suffering from being a cackling ho.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Kooter says:

    We’ve lived via “The Experts” now for the last 2 years or so. How’s that going?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Michael Leger says:

      Hah! Best reply yet.

      Liked by 1 person

    • Gary L. Kriewald says:

      The left regards “experts” (who amazingly always reinforce their views) the way Catholics regard the saints, always referred to in a tone of awed reverence, especially the biggest one of all: San Antonio de Fauci. I wish someone would do some extended fact-checking on all those climate change “experts” who were unanimously predicting 20 years ago that Miami would be under water by now.

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  6. old baldy says:

    “your scribe has never been older than a President of the U.S. ”

    You have always been talking about stuff someone close my age (71 )would have experienced, draft lottery for example. So that would make you older than one of our great Presidents, Obama. Or are you denying he was elected?


    • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

      Anyone making the laughable claim that Hopeless Changey was a “great POTUS” desperately needs a Check-Up From The Neck-Up

      Don’t forget…NO SCANDALS, right…?

      Not exactly; to wit:

      The great “stimulus” heist
      Operation Fast and Furious
      Eric Holder held in contempt of Congress
      War on the Cops
      Lie of the Year Awards
      Obamacare Website Fiasco
      Spying on journalists
      The IRS scandal
      OPM Hacking
      Hillary Clinton’s secret server
      Emailing Hillary classified info on insecure device
      NSA spying scandal
      Bowe Bergdahl exchange for five dangerous terrorists
      Iran nuclear deal and ransom payment
      Polluting the Colorado river
      The GSA scandal
      The VA death-list scandal
      Secret Service gone wild
      Shutdown theater
      Putting the fix on Hillary’s indictment
      Weaponizing FBI and DOJ to destroy Trump candidacy
      Illegal Unmaskings of Political Opponents
      Illegal FISA warrants to spy on Trump campaign
      Losing the election that his administration rigged
      Stonewall Hezbollah drug Investigation to protect Iran deal
      Halted DNA testing at the border allowing criminals to freely enter the US

      Other than those…

      The Gotch

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      • Michael Leger says:

        A few more for your list Gotch:
        The Kill list (euphemistically ‘Disposition Matrix’)
        Extra-judicial assassination of American citizen
        Authorizing the use of propaganda against the American public (Smith-Mundt modernization Act)
        More whistleblowers prosecuted under his watch than all presidents combined
        Most arm sales

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        • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

          Thanks ML; The Gotch’s fingers were getting tired.

          But he’ll see your additions and raise you:


          Not bad for a Nobel Peace Prize Laureate, am I right?

          Anywho, it gets worse.

          The economy? Real wages were stagnant, home ownership dropped to a 50-year low, and use of food stamps soared.

          No new wars? Soldiers and fighter pilots deployed to Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan might disagree.

          Health care? Insurance premiums, deductibles, & co-pays skyrocketed, insurers left the exchanges in droves, and Dr. Jonathan Gruber admitted the administration lied to the public to get the bill passed.

          Race relations? Tavis Smiley (who is reportedly bLack: “Sadly — and it pains me to say this–OVER THE LAST DECADE, IN THE ERA OF OBAMA, bLACK FOLK HAVE LOST GROUND IN EVERY MAJOR ECONOMIC CATEGORY (bolds/caps/italics mine)

          hankdog/old baldy’s spittle-flecked slobbering about him being One Of The Greats is what we in the business call Signature Significance!

          The Gotch

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    • David Blaska says:

      By golly, you are correct!

      Liked by 1 person

      • old baldy says:

        Thanks, Dave. A civil response, something to be thankful for. Geez, that’s gotta stick in the craw of the gotch.

        Have a great Thanksgiving.


        • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

          “A civil response, something to be thankful for.”


          The Gotch, with the inimitable ML’s ever-capable assistance, effortlessly blowing a ridiculous Hopeless Changey claim wasn’t a “civil response”?


          “Geez, that’s gotta stick in the craw of the gotch.”

          Don’t flatter yourself; he figures your keyboard will do more to facilitate your self-immolation than he ever could!

          The Gotch


  7. Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

    THEN: Despite never evaluating him, Yale University’s Dr. Bandy X. Lee has strongly asserted that President Trump is UNFIT to hold the highest elective office in the world.

    NOW: Under the same circumstances (in absentia), Lee (a self-described far left political activist) now deems it UNETHICAL TO COMMENT on someone’s apparent diminished capacity/mental state.

    What changed? The person whose Clear_And_Present decline this now (Heh!) unemployed despicable Lefty declined to evaluate is DementiaJKe himself!

    Those who occupy a fact-based Universe would be asking: “Just how stupid do people like Lee think the Lefty base is?”

    IOW…Ain’t going to happen.

    Despicable Lefty media bias? There ain’t no stinkin’ Despicable Lefty media bias!

    The Gotch

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  8. Kooter says:

    Dr Lee has been dismissed by Yale for her unethical rantings about Trump. Biden is compromised– anyone who denies that is delusional. But then again, that is the new Democratic way: Biden, Fetterman, etc. I guess if you keep putting Taters in public office, the whole equity narrative thing makes sense (sort of)!

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    • richard lesiak says:

      Like if it wasn’t bad enough that most of the gop candidates are a bunch of freakin’ nut-jobs then you had tRUMP keeping 90% of the funds raised to help them. At least taters have a purpose. It won’t be long before you guys need to hire tRUMP’s security to keep people in the party. Even C-SPAN cut off his speech.


      • Kooter says:

        “Freakin nut jobs” is an opinion. Neurologically compromised is a scientifically-based fact. See Dick, that’s the problem with liberals, they confuse their strong opinions with facts. It’s why most of your positions have no traction.

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        • richard lesiak says:

          opinions, facts, no traction? Just look what happened to your red wave. Walker will be the next one kicked to the curb. Is it your opinion or a fact that Biden won?


    • Mordecai The Red says:

      Fetterman’s win is an asterisk. His campaign stalled his only debate with Dr. Oz for as long as they could, likely because they were terrified of what it would reveal about his mental fitness. By the time that dumpster was up in flames for all to see, over half a million Pennsylvanians had already voted.

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