As senate candidate John Fetterman says introducing himself:
“Hi! Good night everybody!”
Once again, Blaska Policy Werkes separates the weak from the strong, the wolves from the lambs, flyspecks from the pepper. The most consequential mid-term election since 2018 is upon us. Voting has already begun. (So has cheating, if we lose.) Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk, has spit out another querulous quiz to test your political aptitude. Who wins, who loses in the election that concludes November 8? (Pending numerous recounts, court challenges, and insurrections, that is.)
Before that great day, the head groundskeeper at the Werkes will post his own predictions, shaming even the great Criswell. So have at it! The winner gets a lifetime subscription to this Blogge at the Platinum Subscriber level!
‘Hello, we must be going!‘ — Groucho Marx
What about Iowa. Worried about Chuck Grassley.
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Yesterday some ‘canvassers’ came to the door of our Down Syndrome daughter and her roommate, asking them if they wanted to vote. Fortunately, their caregiver was there and asked my advice. I said that while I couldn’t speak on behalf of her roommate, our daughter isn’t qualified to vote, so the caregiver sent them on their way. I can’t say which party or ideology they represented, but given it’s in Madison, well …
Forgot to ask whether Stacey Abrams will lose in GA again and (again) claim it was stolen from her.
Unfortunately I predict scattered riots, further attacks on family advocacy centers and churches, and (if Supreme Court strikes down racial preferences in higher ed) some serious wailing and gnashing of teeth, statements from university presidents about 24/7 counseling and coloring books for every student who wants one and further criminal damage to Memorial Union and Alumni Park.
The wailing next week may not equal 2016 but it’s gonna come close.
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“statements from university presidents about 24/7 counseling and coloring books for every student who wants on”
WhattsamattahU? No soothing hot cocoa, no plush, cuddly stuffed animals, no cancelled classes-n-exams, no SAFE SPACES?
How do expect to handle what is certain to be a woefully tearful Lefty WAHVALANCHE…you MONSTER!
I look forward to the gobbling excuses as to why 81,000,000 vote Joe and Kamala get laughed outa town in the first referendum on their governance.