As senate candidate John Fetterman says introducing himself:
“Hi! Good night everybody!”
Once again, Blaska Policy Werkes separates the weak from the strong, the wolves from the lambs, flyspecks from the pepper. The most consequential mid-term election since 2018 is upon us. Voting has already begun. (So has cheating, if we lose.) Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk, has spit out another querulous quiz to test your political aptitude. Who wins, who loses in the election that concludes November 8? (Pending numerous recounts, court challenges, and insurrections, that is.)
Before that great day, the head groundskeeper at the Werkes will post his own predictions, shaming even the great Criswell. So have at it! The winner gets a lifetime subscription to this Blogge at the Platinum Subscriber level!
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