Tag: Green Bay Packers
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Blaska coordinates your offense
No offense! We survived no football the previous weekend, the fault of two simultaneous bye weeks between the Badgers and the Packers. Coincidence? We think not! (WI Attorney General Josh Kaul should investigate!) But today, this Monday morning quarterback’s Size D cup runneth over! Our social media feed is chock-a-block with Chicago Bears fans cursing…
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Is Jay Cutler available?
Packers need a back-up, STAT! We’ll be watching to see if Aaron Rodgers lasts past the first commercial timeout in Monday night’s game at San Francisco. Remember when an old man’s lumbago would act up? What the hell is a lumbago and why is it such a pain in the &SS? Which brings us to…
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I read the news today, oh boy!
about an unlucky team that did not make the grade! But there were signs …. Blaska’s Bottom Line: We thought Jimmy Johnson was going to have a heart attack! Didn’t we say the last time the Packers won a Super Bowl they did it as a wild card? How far will the Pack go?
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Could we be so lucky?
Maybe a shovel pass? Packers head coach Matt LaFleur praised the young man’s parents for bringing him up the right way. Starting quarterback Jordan Love led the Green Bay Packers as the youngest team to qualify for the NFL playoffs. Proving he has the right stuff, Mr. Love even helped a fan dig out her…
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You can’t hurry Love
Basking in some vicarious victory today! Like Clark Griswold, Blaska could not be more surprised if he woke up with his face sewn to the carpet. Going into this season we were certain Jordan Love would make Packer fans yearn for the glory days of John Hadl. Seemed wobbly when he filled in for A-Rod.…
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Blaska goes to the dark side
and he wants it painted black! Lights out, shades drawn for Aaron Rodgers here at the Stately Manor. Iconoclastic, suffering no fools, immunized against B.S. Sure, he’s got a chip on his shoulder but it’s a blue chip, with terabytes of processing power and a clock speed faster than a speeding locomotive! Wily enough to…