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Category: Uncle Joe

  • Why Uncle Joe is not a safe bet

    He’s running on Covid and character, but his policies are the most left-wing in decades. From the Wall street Journal: … The biggest risk with Mr. Biden is his physical and mental condition. He looks increasingly like an old 77. His campaign’s strategy of letting him out only once or twice a day, and his…

  • Laptop? What laptop, lapdogs?

    Must … get … Uncle Joe … across finish line! Out here in the Werkes’ new rural retreat, we’re catching up with the news from the years’ worth of weekly Shopper Stoppers faithfully delivered to this long-abandoned redoubt — many still legible! News you can trust. The gray lab coats here find the journalism in Madison’s…

  • Blaska is voting for that bastard, Trump

    And you don’t have to like it! Donald Trump is his own worst enemy. He steps on his applause lines, he gets in the way of his message. He is a classic narcissist. His tank of human empathy reads “empty.” He’s that co-worker you avoid: never wrong and blaming everyone around him when things don’t…

  • Days of Rage ahead, Joe Biden or not

    The only thing we have to fear is … November 3. Republican presidential candidate Dwight Eisenhower said he would go to Korea. The old general did, resolving that unpopular war. Joe Biden should go to Portland and demand “Clean up that wall.” He won’t, he can’t, and Donald Trump was right to call him on…

  • Shut up, he explained

    Trump won on the issues … … but lost the debate. The President was petulant, angry, and unlikeable. Unpresidential after all these four years. Second takeaway: Joe Biden is not senile — the desperate line of attack that Tucker Carlson (in particular) has been pushing for months. The former veep was sharp, stayed on message, looked…

  • Let the bloodbath begin!

    You know, ‘the thing’ The indentured servants at the Stately Manor are wrapping fresh tin foil around the b&w Philco’s rabbit ears … they are so watching the debate tonight (09-29-2020). … Chris Wallace will ask the hard questions. ⇒ To Sleepy Joe: Is Amy Coney Barrett’s religious belief fair game? ⇒ To Trump: What…