Category: Tony Evers
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Hooray for citizens’ democracy
To a point! Let’s not get carried away! We are not insensitive to the frustration of Wisconsin Democrats. (It makes us giddy.) Thanks to state Supreme Court Justice Janet (spell it with me) Protasiewicz, the party of progressivism gerrymandered legislative districts with blue-colored crayons but voters still rewarded Republicans with a 54 to 45 majority…
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Is Tammy Baldwin snubbing Biden?
Even the governor is ‘tentative’ about the President’s visit to Madison! President Biden, bailing more water than the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, scheduled a stop in Madison WI for Friday 07-05-24. He’s seeking to shore up his sinking campaign in battleship U.S.S. Wisconsin after a disastrous televised debate a week ago that calls into question his fitness…
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Shawshank Wisconsin
Gov. Evers has some ‘splaining to do! It is impossible to overstate the scandal coming out of the Waupun state penitentiary (excuse us) correctional institution. It’s as if Dodge County Sheriff’s deputies got to the warden at Shawshank prison before he could put that bullet through his brain, still wondering how Andy Dufresne put one…
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Tony Evers protects public schools from reform
School district bosses must be educrats! One does not have to be a Cardinal — or even a priest — to be elected Pope in Rome. (Do gotta be Catholic.) Wisconsin, on the other hand, demands the leaders of its 386 school districts be selected from the education establishment’s equivalent of the college of cardinals.…
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Asking for a friend
Anyone predict burning tires in our future? Eric Hovde promises to donate his salary if elected Senator. Why advertise that you are Daddy Warbucks? Chuck Schumer is telling Israelis to change leaders? How would Democrats like it if Bibi Netanyahu told American Jews to vote Trump? (Bonus question: How about we protect our own goddamn…
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This time, Republicans say ‘fair maps’
While Democrats go for the kill! We’ll see just how sincere are the good gummint goo goos over at the WI State Journal and Common Cause. They’ve been yapping for a nonpartisan or bipartisan board of citizens to draw legislative maps in what they consider the most gerrymandered state north of Rockford. Strange bedfellows! Now…