Category: Tony Evers
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Our governor is goofier than Joy Reid
Is he trying to advance his Woke-ism? Maybe it’s cyber hacking or just a cruel prank. But we have new evidence our progressive … acquaintances really are that clueless. The Sunday New York Times (we read it for the funny pages) features an advice column called “The Ethicist.” It’s Dear Abby for the guilty Woke.…
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Whatever will be, will be
So spaketh Doris Day! We’ve scared off enough Platinum subscribers the last few days with our outrage over … well, You Know the Thing. The faceless bureaucrats at The Werkes regard the last two posts as Culling the Herd. Some can’t handle the truth; we can’t handle popularity. (Anybody left out there? We heard coughing.)…
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Hooray for citizens’ democracy
To a point! Let’s not get carried away! We are not insensitive to the frustration of Wisconsin Democrats. (It makes us giddy.) Thanks to state Supreme Court Justice Janet (spell it with me) Protasiewicz, the party of progressivism gerrymandered legislative districts with blue-colored crayons but voters still rewarded Republicans with a 54 to 45 majority…
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Is Tammy Baldwin snubbing Biden?
Even the governor is ‘tentative’ about the President’s visit to Madison! President Biden, bailing more water than the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, scheduled a stop in Madison WI for Friday 07-05-24. He’s seeking to shore up his sinking campaign in battleship U.S.S. Wisconsin after a disastrous televised debate a week ago that calls into question his fitness…
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Shawshank Wisconsin
Gov. Evers has some ‘splaining to do! It is impossible to overstate the scandal coming out of the Waupun state penitentiary (excuse us) correctional institution. It’s as if Dodge County Sheriff’s deputies got to the warden at Shawshank prison before he could put that bullet through his brain, still wondering how Andy Dufresne put one…
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Tony Evers protects public schools from reform
School district bosses must be educrats! One does not have to be a Cardinal — or even a priest — to be elected Pope in Rome. (Do gotta be Catholic.) Wisconsin, on the other hand, demands the leaders of its 386 school districts be selected from the education establishment’s equivalent of the college of cardinals.…