Category: Presidential election 2024
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Capital Times publisher won’t date Trump voters
Can’t accept defeat of ‘woman of color’! The publisher of The Capital Times admits that he spent the run-up to Election Day 2024 with his nose buried in Rachel Maddow’s heaving bosom. That’s the problem, Paul Fanlund! Get out of Madison WI! Borrow Blaska’s Ford Ranger pick up truck and head out to Muscoda or…
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Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. This is what you call “thankless duty.” Like hawking Bud Light at a WWE wrestling match. We cannot confirm that the veep-elect…
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Paul Fanlund, bubble boy
Poor fellow is in terminal stage progressivism! If you want to know who elected Donald Trump, look no further than the publisher of The Capital Times here in the progressive, college town bubble of Madison WI. Paul Fanlund panders to the angry Democrat(ic) base, which is in denial of its complicity in electing Donald Trump…
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Go east, young Republican!
Trump won 7 places in Dane County WI! As promised, the Blaska Surveillance Vehicle ventured outside the distortion field of Madison WI to take soil samples of the presidential vote county-wide — in cities like Stoughton and Sun Prairie, villages like DeForest and Deerfield, and towns like Perry and Primrose. In the previous thrilling episode,…
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Is it safe?
To be a Trump voter in Madison WI? Isn’t that what the Nazi dentist asked poor Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man? Where can a conservative plunge a Trump/Vance yard sign into the soil here in Mad Town without stirring up a neighborhood petition, an emergency meeting of the neighborhood board, or curdled kibble for the…
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Joe Biden (and Kammy), meet Woodrow Wilson
America has seen this movie before! Our high school history texts back in the 1960s heralded only the second Democrat elected President between the Civil War and FDR as a progressive hero. Founded the League of Nations, made the world safe for democracy, yada yada. WW2 happened anyway. We know now that Woodrow Wilson was…