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Category: Kamala Harris

  • No country for old white men

    In today’s Democrat(ic) party! Kamala Harris is getting grief for revealing in her book, Nothing Comes to Mind 107 Days, why she passed on Pete Buttigieg as her running mate. A ticket of a black woman and a gay man might be a bridge too far for this racist, misogynist, homophobic country. The poor dear…

  • If Trump was bad; Kamala was worse

    As disreputable as Trump was, voters feared Woke Kamala more We rarely agree with the emeritus editor of The Capital Times. When Dave Zweifel does stumble upon the truth he deserves a gold star of the kind Miss Romper Room would affix to your pencil scratchings on lined tablet paper. My old boss of fond…

  • Capital Times publisher won’t date Trump voters

    Can’t accept defeat of ‘woman of color’! The publisher of The Capital Times admits that he spent the run-up to Election Day 2024 with his nose buried in Rachel Maddow’s heaving bosom. That’s the problem, Paul Fanlund! Get out of Madison WI! Borrow Blaska’s Ford Ranger pick up truck and head out to Muscoda or…

  • More Democrat(ic) rending of garments

    and race-shaming voters! My friend Mark came to our bi-weekly breakfast in his new Tesla. All-electric vehicles are now cool for Republicans because … Elon Musk. “I was playing Kid Rock in your honor,” Mark jibed. Such is the abuse up with which Blaska must put for voting Libertarian instead of Trump — or Kamala,…

  • Joe Biden (and Kammy), meet Woodrow Wilson

    America has seen this movie before! Our high school history texts back in the 1960s heralded only the second Democrat elected President between the Civil War and FDR as a progressive hero. Founded the League of Nations, made the world safe for democracy, yada yada. WW2 happened anyway. We know now that Woodrow Wilson was…

  • ‘Voters reject party of scolds’

    🎶 Where have all their voters gone? 🎵 Anyone else think Democrats might have won the presidency had they nominated Joe Manchin? But they’re not that kind of party. They were once. The party of Truman and JFK? 🎵 Gone to graveyards, every one. 🎶 Kamala Harris ran a fairly decent campaign, given what she had…