Category: Experimental Work Farm
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Visit the Experimental Work Farm
At this address and via the menu at the header above.
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Our lawn just got interesting
We’re looking over a lawn with clover If you see an old guy stumbling around the grounds of Stately Blaska Manor, head down, just walk on by (as Dionne Warwick advises). It is only the head groundskeeper inspecting the greenswards surrounding the manse. Last summer he rented a seeder and sowed white clover into the…
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Preparing for the big meltdown
‘I am a lineman for the county …’ Temperature 41 degrees predicted this coming Tuesday 02-23-31 for the Emerald City WI. (“We’re having a heat wave, a continental heat wave.”) Snow cover on the Experimental Work Farm (and Penal Colony) is an even 12 inches. First big test for the $12,000 dry-basement system installed last November.…
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Move aside, Martha Stewart
Bork, bork, bork! When better Christmas cookies are made, the indentured servants at Blaska Nuclear Test Kitchens will eat them. Until then, our experiments will continue until hunger in America is vanquished. Number One Son mixed corn flakes (Kelloggs, but Post or Shurfine will work), butter (lightly salted), and melted marshmallow. (They wouldn’t make them…
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The Werkes is ‘goin’ up the country’
Canned Heat for breakfast: ‘I’m gonna leave this city, got to get away All this fussin’ and fightin’ man, you know I sure can’t stay’ Blaska Policy Werkes has relocated its world headquarters from Stately Blaska Manor in stolen-car, woke-out-of-its-mind Madison WI to new digs, far outside the corrupting influence of the progressive Gomorrah.…
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Our schools are teaching guilt and victimhood, not responsibility
No thanks on Thanksgiving? The white lab coats at Blaska Policy Werkes, the indentured servants at the Stately Manor, and the unlettered field hands at the Experimental Work Farm (and Penal Colony) wish you a rewarding Thanksgiving. Have an extra serving of green bean/mushroom soup casserole on us! Topped with packaged onion rings, of course!…