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Category: Election 2026

  • The check is NOT in the mail

    Could Republicans be so lucky? Poor Tony Evers. Democrats kicked their own governor one last time on his way out the door. The lame duck governor cobbled together a bi-partisan deal for $600 million more dollars for schools! Big fat check in the mail for taxpayers — $600 for joint filers. No tax on tips…

  • Hong & Bangstad for governor!

    Extremes win primary elections. Your irascible Head Groundskeeper is steepling his fingers like Mr. Burns in The Simpsons over the prospect that Kirk Bangstad, the deranged microbrewer from Minocqua, might enter the Democrat primary for Wisconsin governor. Bangstad is the nut case offering free beer for anyone who finishes the job started at the White…

  • Ilhan Omar endorses Hong

    Pls be the Democrats’ nominee! State Sen. Kelda Roys, D-Madison, may have the teachers union but State Rep. Francesca Hong, D-Madison, has Ilhan Omar, S-Quality Learing Center.

  • Sarah is not normal

    All hail Wisconsin’s Greta Thunberg! Platinum subscribers worried about the Head Groundskeeper’s mental health after the April 7 election shellacking can be reassured. Long walks in the UW Arboretum seem to be helping. We’re eating solid food again and Blaska is allowed to be near sharp objects (but not CNN). We’re actually optimistic about Republican…

  • Waukesha County is RINO country

    Republicans are losing nationwide! Three days after an abortion-without-limits lobbyist won election, we’re thinking even Trump-Only Republicans (RITOs) should welcome back into the party a few more RINOs like Brian Hagedorn on Wisconsin’s supposedly non-partisan Supreme Court.  Hagedorn, former chief counsel for Gov. Scott Walker, incurred the enmity of MAGA world when he cast the…

  • Surrender, Dorothy! The UniParty won

    Preparing for our blindfolds! We’re holed up in a crevasse awaiting rescue after Tuesday’s non-partisan (Yeah! RIGHT!) election results. The few of us who vote conservative are lying low, tapping out Morse code with a spoon, looking to the skies for salvation, whether in the form of US Air Force HH-60W combat rescue helicopters or divine…