We’re sorry, but admission to Stately Blaska Manor is closed until further notice. The gracious home and imposing grounds (including the Experimental Work Farm) are under strict quarantine. The Squire and his Doyenne have taken ill with a malady known as The Creeping Crud! Any reports that Blaska has gone totally KoKo Puffs is Fake…

I don’t know what to make of this except that it can’t be good. One day last week I awoke with a throbbing finger. The finger was badly swollen. The ring worn on that finger was cutting off circulation. I attempted to loosen the ring and it broke apart. It was just a ring washer…

Try as they might, our liberal-progressive-socialist acquaintances cannot organize enough marches to keep up with the Tweetstorm unleashed by Hurricane Donald. At this rate, the paving stones on the State Street Mall will need be replaced monthly. Many of our acquaintances are getting the vapors. I have counseled much-needed R & R for some of…

Maybe, deep down, he’s still that ethnic Catholic-Polish kid who grew up on Milwaukee’s blue collar south side. Because every once in awhile, former Madison mayor Dave Cieslewicz makes a lot of sense. How many Madison liberals, progressives, and socialists go gunning for Bambi in Wisconsin’s deep north woods? Mayor Dave does. Now Cieslewicz (pronounced just…

Time to “out” the eight members of the City of Madison Common Council who voted Tuesday (02-07-17) in favor of panhandling on the median strips of our busy city streets. These eight Madison alders got suckered by the scam artists who claim to be homeless, destitute, and desperate but are none of the above. These eight elected…

You are most welcome. The Lord High Commissioner of the Blaska Policy Werkes tried to save Madison taxpayers $16 million. Sixteen Million Dollars, my liberal-progressive-socialist acquaintances, that will have to come out of your pockets and mine. Why? Because $16 million is how much Madison schools stand to lose in state aid. Why are we losing…