Tag: Capitol Christmas tree
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Christmas conspiracies so vast …
The Werkes has been free of Chinese spies since 2018! We read on Facebook (before it is broken up like Rockefeller’s Standard Oil) that Fang Fang’s secret lover, Eric Swalwell (or is it Swelled Head?), has been removed from the U.S. House Intelligence Committee. (He should be, but hasn’t. More here.) We read a lot…
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We never thought it was such a bad little tree
“… It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.” — Linus. But you can tell it was decorated by guys. Plain as a processed cheese and butter sandwich. But what a statement! Hooray for State Reps. Paul Tittle and Shae Sortwell — good Wisconsin Republicans — for putting up a Christmas tree…