What does the Deep State have on him?
It’s sending shockwaves through MAGA world: The Jeffrey Epstein list — the Curley’s Gold of conspiracy theories — doesn’t exist! That list of clients supposedly used by the late, unlamented pedophile to blackmail Chuck Schumer & Co. to do his unholy bidding — a fiction! A myth! Fake News!
It’s as if the 2020 election wasn’t stolen after all! That 9/11 wasn’t an inside job. That Nancy Pelosi cannot be blamed for J6. Such is the hurt and disappointment among the willingly duped, who believed with the faith of those children at Fatima that Donald Trump would overturn the Pharisee’s tables to prove at long last that America was in the grip of a satanic, left-wing cult. What’s next? That pro wrestling is fake?
Appearing on Fox News, FBI Director Kash Patel and his deputy, Dan Bongino, lowered the boom: Stop expecting Hillary Clinton to be arrested for murdering Jeffrey Epstein — because Epstein killed himself. No, really! The Justice Department and FBI followed up on Monday. “There was no credible evidence found that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals as part of his actions.”
QAnon addicts felt betrayed. “So it sounds like America is still under a two-tiered justice system! Why was I so naive to think things were going to be different?” moaned one social media mourner, as naive as ever.
Get a life, people!
“It’s all lies,” another true believer insisted. “The DOJ knows exactly who the big elite pedophiles are, they just aren’t showing us the proof. These are powerful people and they will take out whoever will expose them for who they really are!” Yes, more powerful than the man who took out Iran’s nuclear capability!
Sadly, our old friend Miss Vicki bit hard on Epstein denial in service to her increasingly demented audience: She posts this: “DOJ cut at least :60 of video it released to prove Epstein committed su!c!de. If you still trust the government after this, I just don’t know what to say.” (That prison’s videos miss the minute before midnight each day when the cameras are reset. Could the deed have been done in one minute?)
One Michael Lecher posted: “Obviously this bigger than we all realized.” That’s the beauty of a conspiracy theory. The more evidence compiled to disprove it the more massive the conspiracy.
In a Saturday Night Live parody of those Star Trek conventions, William Shatner exhorted the Trekkies to “Get a life, people!“
Conspiracy nuts “are never satisfied,” the Wall Street Journal fairly sighs. “There’s always another cover-up to unravel, or another hidden file somewhere that the evil establishment is hiding.”
There’s a lesson here for partisans who think they can ride conspiracies to power. They can easily boomerang on you once you’re in a position to see the real evidence and then have to convince a public that doesn’t trust anyone in power.
John Ward has seen enough: “The dark reality [is] that Trump was on the list and now being blackmailed to do Isreal [sic] dirty work.”
Blaska’s Bottom Line: When you tell the conspiracy-addled, for whom real life is too complex, that Deep State zombies stalk the earth, you better serve them their pound of flesh, however rotten. This far along, not even Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, or Dan Bongino can sate their appetites for revenge. Not with the truth, anyway.
17 responses to “Epstein conspiracists won’t even believe Trump!”
There is no Epstein list on stolen land.
Oh, if they find the list, I know they can solve the mysteries of all three Kennedy’s murders (Brain Worm Bobby’s coming up), 9/11, Sandy Hook, Las Vegas, etc. (I didn’t include MLK because, well let’s just lump him with Rodney King, et al.,)
OK. So what?
NO LIST!!! Then maxwell’s trail was a sham with lying government lawyers. It should be tossed out and she be freed. Then lock up everyone who lied about this list. Another Dementia Don DO circle jerk. We want our money back.
Yo Liesack. Wore out that TACO thing huh.
NAH; just busy putting gold leaf on all my Livingroom Mouldings.
“Is the Epstein-conspiracy psychosis treatable?”
Look up Dr. Rosenpenis at UW; he’s helped many people with “Insurrection Syndrome”.
The best was a clip of Alex Jones sitting in his car making a video of himself trying to trumpsplain’this shit show. He looked ready to just hook up a hose to the exhaust and close all the windows.
If you have any doubts about Dementia Don losing his mind watch yesterday’s cabinet meeting. gold leaf Mouldings? Even faux news cut him off and I swear I saw Rubio puking in a wastebasket under the table. The GOP needs to take this clown show on the road. A collection of morons led by an idiot. We are all doomed.
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Nice one Anon. I red that Dementia Don gave Pam Bondi a bottle of his perfume as a good-bye gift.
So Oswald was the lone gunman?
And Richard Hauptmann was framed for the kidnapping and murder of the Lindbergh baby in the true crime case that H.L. Mencken called “the biggest story since the Resurrection”.
My name, and I repeat, My name IS NOT ON THAT LIST. and you are going to tell me that pro wrastling is not real, how dare you.
Not that there is a list, of course. But if there was a list, my name wouldn’t be on it. Or it would be someone with the same name. That happens, y’know.
All his life a man had waited for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein list of clients. Then, the Attorney General of the United States announced there was no list. Enraged at the deep state cover-up, his blood pressure climbing, he dropped dead of a heart attack.
He arrives before the throne of God. God says, “Sir, you get to ask me one question before judgment.”
The man says, “God, please, I am just so curious. Who all was on the Jeffrey Epstein list?”
God replies, “There never was a list.”
“My God,” the man yells exasperatedly, “I knew there was a conspiracy! I just never could have imagined it went all the way to the top.”
FROM ERICK ERICKSON
After Biden’s clear cognitive declension, it is REALLY funny how the left, who obviously can’t think of any thing better to come up with than to try to pin the same decelerated malady on Trump (and there are many examples for even a simple mind to come up with). Read the comments below to see what I mean. That inability is a BAD case of being “out of ammo” and resorting to spitballs. If spitballs and Slow Joe and Cacklin’ Kamala and Madman Mamdani are the best the left can come up with anymore, I am hearing the song Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goood Bye…..