Ayahuasca is not just a town in Ohio!
Our reading of the Constitution does not prohibit the vice president from having a day job. Which raises the intriguing prospect of Aaron Rodgers as Vice President of the United States. Might be enough to put RFK Jr. over the top, at least here in battleground Wisconsin! Especially given the unpopularity of the two mainstream party choices. Let’s face it, with Kennedy’s tragic family history — his veep pick matters. (O.K.,we said the quiet part out loud.)
As vice president, Rodgers would still be under contract to the New York Jets. The question is how many of his offensive linemen would be Secret Service agents? How many defensive linemen would the Russkies embed in the Carolina Panthers locker room? Does his fragile achilles tendon give out as A-Rod walks down the steps to take the oath at the inaugural ceremony? Is Zach Wilson warming up? Do the Packers get an additional draft pick?
We have the same question about Donald Trump. Do Secret Service agents flank the POTUS in the prison chow line to prevent him from getting stuck by some homemade shiv? Lot of crazed Bernie Sanders supporters in the brig. Many Antifa heavies with scores to settle about being blamed for January 6.
These issues can be worked out. We think the former Packer quarterback less dangerous than Kamala Harris as Doctor Evil’s Number Two — and a helluva lot more interesting! The RFK / A-Rod ticket is a vaccine denier’s dream but don’t rule out legalized ayahuasca, A-Rod’s hallucinogen of choice. Couple years ago, A-Rod told Sports Illustrated:
“To me, one of the core tenets of your mental health is that self-love. That’s what ayahuasca did for me, was help me see how to unconditionally love myself. It’s only in that unconditional self-love, that then I’m able to truly be able to unconditionally love others. And what better way to work on my mental health than to have an experience like that?”
Let’s see Marianne Williamson top that!
→ RFK’s appeal to cranks undercuts a key Trump constituency: Cranks!
Always be closing!
For that matter, why not consider Marianne? Former wrestler/governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura is on the short list. RFK Jr. is thinking outside the kitty litter box! Maybe Trump should do the same! How about Kelsey Grammer? Kid Rock? Curt “Bleeding Socks” Schilling? Everybody Loves Raymond’s Patricia Heaton? Anti-Woke playwright David Mamet (Glengarry Glen Ross)? Hellz bellz, cut to the chase. You know Sean Trumpitty is jonesing for the job!
Blaska’s Bottom Line: As for Joe Biden, is he really stuck with Kamala? Any reason why he can’t run on a ticket with a vice president to be named later? Maybe by the trade deadline.
7 responses to “Throwing long for the next vice president”
Nice. Two possible flakes on one ticket. Is this a dream??
Glass half empty?
The Gotch’d take any of them there over the current comically inept VPOTUS.
That, despite Harris’ wealth of experience throwing a…um…back shoulder with both feet in the air…
The Gotch
Have you finally figured out what I was telling you, a year ago, about the 10,000 national guardsmen that Mr. Trump offered Nancy Pelosi and Murial Bowser, BEFORE January 6th??? Again, they BOTH turned him down. Bowser did it in writing!!! Do you know who she is now??? Maybe, you can look at what happened on Jan. 6th a little different now. Maybe!!
According to one single source: White House Deputy Chief of Staff Anthony Ornato. Any verification, Scott?
Read Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund’s book about how FUBAR’d the whole day was due to his having to get the approval of higher-ups for the National Guard. Or listen to Tucker’s interview of Sund . If you didn’t know, he was canned the next day.
A-Rod would make it entertaining, just like his performances against the Bears. He’s a California boy, and there’s a lot of that self-love-through-substances vision quest stuff out there.
Hell no to Kelsey Grammer and any other supporter of Marsy’s Law.
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