MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS STUCK!
WE’RE LOSING OUR COUNTRY! (IT’S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK!) GOT TO TYPE LIKE HELL! THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM (NOT MAR-A-LAGO) WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! PROBABLY TUESDAY, AROUND, SAY, 3 O’CLOCK. MAYBE A LITTLE AFTER. EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME. DOIN’ THE PERP WALK! UNDER THE BOARDWALK! PERP WALK!
OLD GUY NAMED SOROS. HE’S AFTER ME, I TELLS YOU! AH, BUT THE BALLOT DROP BOXES, THAT’S WHERE I HAD THEM! THEY LAUGHED AT ME AND MADE JOKES BUT I PROVED BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT AND WITH GEOMETRIC LOGIC THAT HUGO CHAVEZ (RIP) JIGGERED THE ALGORITHM!
SO-CALLED REPUBLICANS (IN NAME ONLY) LIKE RON D. SANCTIMONIOUS REFUSE TO BELIEVE INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE FROM PILLOW MAN AND SIDNEY POWELL! (MAYBE ‘KOOKY’ LIKE BARTIROMA SAYS BUT NOT WACKADOODLE! O.K.,MAYBE INTERNALLY DECAPITATED BUT DEFINITELY NOT WACKADOODLE!)
HELP THROW MY BAIL! BUY MY LATEST DIGITAL E-TRADING CARD AT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 'GET OUT OF JAIL CARD' ONLY $99!
MY OWN LAWYER TESTIFYING AGAINST ME? STORMY, JUST NOT MY TYPE! (HONEST MELANIA!) (OH, STOR-MEE, BRING BACK THAT SUN-NEE DAY!) MARCH DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE! PEACEFULLY AND PATRIOTICALLY, OF COURSE! (WINK, WINK.) NOTHING CONVINCES A JURY LIKE BARE-CHESTED MEN IN FACE PAINT AND HORNS! (MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK A FEW WINDOWS BUT) NANCY WILL LET YOU IN!
WILL BE WILD!
Education
Blaska Policy Werkes 
INSURRECTION !!!
REEE !!!!
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some be sure to film people peacefully mingling before the mayhem and send the tapes to Tucker…..
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YES, I SAMPLED THE LATE NAPOLEON XIV. RIP.
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Your clever parody notwithstanding, there’s a real possibility of people (likely many more than on Jan. 6th) getting killed because some virtue-signaling New York DA couldn’t resist scoring points among his fellow progressive a$$holes by indicting Trump on charges even CNN commentators have called flimsy.
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Forget Alvin Bragg. What if a more serious charge were brought in another venue? Blame the prosecutor there, too?
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Sir, not to take anything away from your entertaining parody, but if more serious charges were filed by a federal law enforcement officer they would have to be taken seriously. But remember, this is Alvin Bragg: New York County District Attorney. Has a County District Attorney ever brought federal charges on anyone ever? The short answer is no. It’s not their purview. The Forest County District Attorney (in reality, I think the current office is held by a paralegal, a raccoon, and two squirrels) here in Wisconsin can’t indict Joe Biden for violations of federal law for any of his shenanigans. Nor should Alvin “The Un-Serious” Bragg.
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I quite agree, Nemo. Trash charges by a trash D.A. Relies on a convicted perjurer named Michael Cohen. U.S. attorney in New York and Bragg’s Democratic predecessor Cy Vance II both passed on charging. But calling for protests? Why?
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I would be more concerned about people like Pete Santilli who is calling for Obama, Rice and Holder to be killed by our own military on his radio show. If his wish came true how many people would be killed? Maybe you right-wingers should learn to STFU with this nonsense.
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Were the Moron Savant Lazy @$$ Blogge Idiot TROLT to stop posting nonsense…he’d never be heard from again; and:
♫What♫ A ♫Wonderful World♫ This♫ Would Be♫!
The Gotch
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Another repetitive and meaningless post by the crotch.
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Because there is absolutely zero chance that the charges are, (gulp) true, right?
Is there any person, anywhere, who actually believes that he DIDN’T pay them both off? I don’t care what you think of the rightness or wrongness, he either did or he didn’t. It’s either against the law or it isn’t.
Politically driven? Of course, what isn’t? Hunter’s laptop investigation?
Now you’re supposed to hit the streets and PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST because he has been given a heads up that the indictment’s coming down, so please rescue his sorry ass with massive protests that will make it right. Just like January 6th was supposed to do.
Give him up.
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No blasphemy, Blaska but your TDS does not entitle you to turn the US into a third world country.
Seventeen intelligence organizations and ninety percent of all scientists agree.
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If the US has become a third-world country, blame Biden’s voters, not me! About these 17 and 90% — they agree with what?
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Trump’s guilt.
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Great cleanup of the police chief’s blog right before his bosses election for next term. Job well done. Local media nothing but crickets crickets too when it comes to the crime stats.
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