Another all-employee e-mail from Jill Underthing

Wisconsin’s boss teacher lady

Terrified Woman *From: Underthing, Jill K. DPI
Sent: Friday, December 10, 2021 9:34 AM
To: ALL DPI Staff
Subject: A Message from State Superintendent of Public Instruction Jill Underthing

I had another message crafted for you, but that seemed inappropriate considering the Jussie Smollett decision last night. I will be honest; I don’t know what to say. But that won’t stop me from virtue signaling in Woke semaphore like a drowning midshipman on the listing deck of the Titanic. (That was an analogy, albeit tortured.) 

I am in disbelief in the outcome, like I know many of you are as well. (Or had better be!) At the same time, this is not surprising, given the polarized racial climate and the impact of several recent events — like the stupid jury that allowed mass murderer Kyle Rittenhouse to mow down that Christmas parade in Waukesha. Or the juries that failed to convict the Virginia fraternity, the Duke lacrosse players, or Tawana Brawley’s assailants.

We know there are systems in place that make it impossible for adults, kids of color, or the average East high school student to feel safe. When a Hollywood actor says he went out for a sandwich at 2 in the morning during a bone chilling polar vortex instead of sending a flunkie, we feel his hunger. When he says that two Nigerian immigrants wearing MAGA hats and chanting “Let’s Go Brandon” poured bleach on him, we expect Chicago police to whitewash the whole incident. When a physician examining Jussie can detect no injuries, we feel his pain. Surely, Jussie’s Emmy-winning performance on the witness stand deserves his own designer line of fair trade, all-natural clothesline.

This case is a blatant example of the injustice that we see in our communities, in our laws and policies, in our policing, and in our judicial system, and what have you. Yeah, AmeriKKKa is really one big Trump rally. I’m so all-fired pissed off I could torch a holiday tree!

Moments like this can be jarring, and sadly, a reminder of the disparity that our employees and our children from marginalized communities experience daily. (BTW: If I haven’t used the word “equity” so far, here it is: Equity.)

Please join me and our new director of Victim Enhancement, Ms. Althea Bernstein, for Subway sandwiches in the break room. (She’s really fired up about her new assignment!) If you need any support services, please don’t hesitate to contact the agency’s Employee Assistance Program. Take the rest of the day off, you progressive bedwetters, and Vote Democrat!

— Jill.

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17 Responses to Another all-employee e-mail from Jill Underthing

  1. William Richardson says:

    This can not be real..can it. Hard to tell these days.


  2. I don’t know who wrote that but it’s quite creative.


  3. Kevin S Wymore says:

    I laughed so hard, but only in Woke semaphore, since you never can be careful enough these days, with Big Tech reading your Woke posturing.


  4. Pasco says:

    You had me for a minute! You could end up in deep doo doo for plagiarizing someone’s future work.


  5. AdamC says:

    This is a good one!

    Someone at DPI should “reply all” and include this. I bet a sizeable number of people there would actually buy it.

    Either way what are the chances of an outraged group of staff staging a walkout to the GEF-3 plaza angrily denouncing the hoax email while chanting “we believe Juicy!”


  6. Good Dog, Happy Man says:

    Voofda! Most excellent, Dave. But, I’m sending you a bill for keyboard cleanup. When I read this, milk shot out of my nose all over it. Even though it scared Good Dog, the first out-loud snortgargle of the day is usually the best.

    I had to check my calendar. Nope, …nowhere near April 1st. Checked my “white privilege”. Nope, … still a POC, … still ‘golden toast’, although I’m kinda fading. Checked for any trigger warning. Nope. Checked for any sarc on/sarc off buttons. Nope. Checked to see If I wasn’t on The Babylon Bee or Genesius site . Nope, … still at Blaska’s Policy Werkes.

    Underlaymeant, “I’m so blinded by my own narrow-minded, myopic, industrial-strength, weapons-grade, weaponized and hardened ideology, I can’t even conceive of any other opinions.”

    She epitomizes William F. Buckley’s bete noir, “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there ARE other views.”

    In his introduction to The Screwtape Letters,” C.S. Lewis quotes
    Martin Luther and Thomas More, respectively:

    “The best way to drive out the Devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture,
    is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn.”

    “The Devil…. the ‘”prowde spirite'” …cannot endure to be mocked.”

    Proglobotically explains the general humorlessness
    and miasma of Lefty misanthropic miscreants.

    You know why social justice southpaws have no sense of humor?
    There’s nothing funny about being one.

    I love and respect women, but I don’t always understand them.
    Sure, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
    Gender-confused Lefties are from Uranus.

    If you proglobotically push evolution, the panDEMic, GlowBull Warming, et al., and don’t know how many genders there are; and believe a pregnant woman can be a man, but the baby in her womb isn’t a human being; … thanks anyway, I’ll pass on your so-called “science”.


  7. Normwegian says:

    Sven and Ole are gonna nominate you for the Norwegian Legion on Writing Excellence.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. The Bear Jew says:

    Some of your finest work.


  9. Good Dog, Happy Man says:

    If you need any support services (or lighter fluid), please don’t hesitate to contact the agency’s Employee Assistance Program. Take the rest of the day off, you progressive bedwetters, and Vote Democrat!”

    From EAP’s on-call, Karing Konsultant Kustodial psychiatrists, Breaking News:
    We’ve been restocked with more play-doh, cookies, hot chocolate, finger paints and My Pillows.
    We also have a limited supply of goldendoodle puppies with which to frolick.

    Come as you are. Welcome to Cereal City, what’s NOT nuts is fruits and flakes.


  10. Bill Cleary says:

    Ah yes, comedy at 8:00 am. Should remind myself to always start my day off with this. But using the line “Please join me and our new director of Victim Enhancement, Ms. Althea Bernstein, for Subway sandwiches in the break room.” is problematic to me as it might not fully express the way Althea truly wants to express sexuality.

    After all, according to modern thought, sexuality can be expressed in 4 different pronouns or a combination of some of them. These pronouns include:


    Must be nice to imagine yourself to be whatever it is you want to be.


    • Liberty says:

      I’ve seen videos of leftists absolutely losing it when someone tells them that there are only two genders. In other words, the truth. Truly bizarre.


  11. Scott F says:

    Classic Blaska!


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