But we’ll settle for Fox.
From New York City television:
New video surfaced Tuesday evening of more NYPD officers being doused with water. The most recent incident in Queens has compelled lawmakers to announce a new bill that cracks down on anyone who disrespects the badge, CBS TV-2 reported. There have been at least four separate cases in recent weeks of citizens showing contempt for officers, prompting some fed-up lawmakers to say enough is enough. They want anyone who does it to go to jail.
For extra credit: “De Blasio Appealing to Rural Voters by Touting Destruction of New York City Under his Watch.” Even if it wasn’t The Onion.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: think this would occur under Rudy Giuliani?