the great R. Crumb

Please smell my hair

Is it me, or is the Joe Biden scandal rather touching? 

If your irascible Squire may paraphrase the New Testament, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of needle than for the average Joe (Biden) to pass the Progressive Purity Test.

Biden memeOur Progressive friends put a magnifying glass to a supreme court nominee’s high school yearbook. They cart off a grave marker installed by bloodied veterans of the Union cause because it was conscripted by sons and daughters of the Confederate dead. Do you have a nice green lawn? Sign of white supremacy, according to a UW teaching assistant who lectured the guilty white people (and one “so-called” black man) on the Madison school board.

“Joe Biden smelled my hair.” Just once, I wish the man would say, “and it smelled real good.” (The word “goo-ooo-ood” drawn out in that way that Andy Griffith used to do when he was advertising coffee. Accompanied by an exaggerated sniffing in the manner of Hannibal Lecter slurping after describing his meal of liver and fava beans accompanied by “a nice chianti.” The nose twitching like a rabbit on methamphetamine.)

SNORT!

Yeah, the white lab coats at the Policy Werkes scold the Orange Man in the White House for his absence of couth. But he may be onto something, at that. You’re offended? Isn’t that special! (More stage direction: The word “THPeshul” is splattered like little Ronnie Howard describing what the Wells Fargo wagon would bring in the Music Man.)

Gerard Baker “exposes the deep rot” in the Wall Street Journal:

Imagine for a moment you’re the ruler of China. You’ve got a master plan to run the world.

The main obstacle to your ambitions, of course, is America, shining city on a hill, a nation founded on an ideal …

Mindful of all this, you look across at this great nation and discover that the big question preoccupying the people who control the public conversation there this week is: Should Joe Biden be disqualified from the presidency because he sniffed that woman’s hair?

I have a simple question for you: Is this really happening, people?

… This obsessive puritanism is merely one symptom of the malaise in our public discourse, which runs deep and wide. It also lies in the trivialization of serious political issues; the willful mischaracterization of one another’s views; the seething mutual contempt for an opposing voice; the rancor that suffuses discussion of even the least consequential of topics …

Speaking of China, does any of this remind you of the China Cultural Revolution?  

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27 responses to “Please smell my hair”

  1. Batman Avatar
    Batman

    Go to YouTube and type in: Joe Biden and kids
    Beware little children…

    This is but one example-

    1. George's Son Avatar
      George’s Son

      Wow, just wow. He’s not quite aware of his demeanor… at all…

      1. richard lesiak Avatar
        richard lesiak

        And while your on yoyu tube look up Access Hollywood Tapes.

        1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          ”And while your SIC on yoyu SIC tube look up Access Hollywood Tapes.”

          Oh my Gunny Sacks (H/T @GDHM)!

          We Need To Invent Technology That’s Never Even Been Invented YET!”–Alexandria OCRAZYo-Cortez, the NEW face of the democrat Party.

          Joe Lieberman: “If her win makes her into what @KellyannePolls called the new face of the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party’s not going to have a very Bright Future

          The Gotch

  2. Lars Avatar
    Lars

    richard lesiak says:
    April 7, 2019 at 4:02 pm
    And while your on yoyu tube look up Access Hollywood Tapes.

    The usual obfuscation, and misdirection.
    Do that, look up the tapes, actually listen to the words he uses, not what you were told by someone else.
    Then consider what rock stars , Hollywood types, etc. get from adoring fans, it has been going on for decades, only the purposely ignorant {Lesiak} don’t understand the point Trump was making.

    1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius Gotchberg

      @Lars;

      You had me at only the purposely ignorant

      The Gotch

      1. richard lesiak Avatar
        richard lesiak

        It doesn’t take much to have you fake name. The sad thing is you like being the leader of the windbag clones who hang on your every word. They are the “purposely ignorant” because they let you lead them around by the nose. Your little clan of nutjobs haven’t had an original thought in years.

        1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          @richard lesiak;

          “They are the ‘purposely ignorant’ ”

          Please reread @Lars’ post: it distinctly, and accurately, attaches a name to the purposely ignorant reference.

          The Gotch

        2. madisonexpat Avatar
          madisonexpat

          But they have a president and he has quite a few.

    2. richard lesiak Avatar
      richard lesiak

      Let me know if you find anything about Biden paying off women like trump did. All of America has seen the tapes and heard the recordings. Don’t act stupid with me and try some A. Jones BS. What exactly was THE POINT trump was trying to make? He admitted to kissing and grabbing those women, they stepped forward, he paid up BIGLY.

      1. madisonexpat Avatar
        madisonexpat

        No. Wrong again.

  3. Batman Avatar
    Batman

    Somehow I doubt the innumerable gently molested children are comforted by richie’ moral equivalence.

    How this perv thrived in politics for 45yrs. is astonishing.

    1. richard lesiak Avatar
      richard lesiak

      Go talk to a catholic priest. He’ll explain all this to you. Another fake name gotch clone running their yap.

      1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius Gotchberg

        @richard lesiak;

        “Go talk to a catholic priest.”

        Better than going to a perv/abusive teacher/administrator, am I right?

        To wit:

        (bolds/caps mine throughout)
        ”But according to Charol Shakeshaft, the researcher of a little-remembered 2004 Study prepared for the U.S. Department of Education, “THE PHYSICAL ABUSE OF STUDENTS IN SCHOOLS IS LIKELY MORE THAN 100 TIMES THE ABUSE BY PRIESTS.”

        ”According to the 2004 study “the most accurate data available at this time” indicates that ‘NEARLY 9.6 % OF STUDENTS ARE TARGETS OF EDUCATOR MISCONDUCT SOMETIME DURING THEIR SCHOOL CAREER.’

        “ ‘EDUCATOR SEXUAL MISCONDUCT IS WOEFULLY UNDER-STUDIED,’ writes the researcher. ‘We have scant data on incidence and even less on descriptions of predators and targets. There are many questions that call for answers.’ ”

        THIS is what happens when you don’t occupy a fact-based reality; you get Gotch-Spanked©™® with a certified Zoltar Zinger!

        The Gotch

        1. AnonyBob Avatar
          AnonyBob

          So?
          Irrelevant.

        2. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          @AnonyBob;

          ”Irrelevant.”

          Au contraire, VERY relevant.

          It devastatingly debunks another Lefty Myth/Talking Point (Russkie Collusion/Stormy Daniels, anyone?) AND shows, yet again, that Lefty generally, and @richard lesiak specifically, refuse to embrace a fact-based reality.

          Win-win-win!

          The Gotch

        3. AnonyBob Avatar
          AnonyBob

          We’ll add Apologist for Abusive Catholic Priests to your list of accomplishments.
          Lose-lose-lose!

        4. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          @AnonyBob;

          Then we MUST add apologist for sexually/physically abusive perv educators to your list of accomplishments.

          And then we MUST multiply it by 100, am I right?

          The Gotch

        5. richard lesiak Avatar
          richard lesiak

          RELEASE THE REPORT!!!!

        6. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          Release The REPORT!

          Lock HER Up!

          The Gotch

  4. richard lesiak Avatar
    richard lesiak

    Let gotch rant AB; it keeps him off the streets yelling at people in bike lanes.

    1. AnonyBob Avatar
      AnonyBob

      Good point.

    2. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius Gotchberg

      Awww; @richard lesiak & @AnonyBob: BFF’s Together Forever!

      The Gotch

      1. richard lesiak Avatar
        richard lesiak

        Now that’s funny. The president of the windbag society talking about BBF’s. When are you and your clones having the next multi-deck backyard meeting.

        1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
          Cornelius Gotchberg

          @richard lesiak;

          What’s a BBF?

          “When are you and your clones having the next multi-deck backyard meeting.”

          Might be on the extensive patio arrangement. But what difference does it make, donut makers aren’t invited!

          The Gotch

  5. richard lesiak Avatar
    richard lesiak

    Hey crotch; it means my “BIG BITCHIN’ FRIEND”. ‘Ya know, like that woman AOC that doesn’t take any crap from you fat old white guys. “extensive patio arrangement”; yep, code for “sitting here with a blanket over our knees while drooling on our shirts.” I don’t think you could gum your way through a donut. Maybe if your caretaker runs it through a blender like the rest of your food. What happened? You have a lovers quarrel with batdung and zoltar pukes? They aren’t coming to your rescue ?

    1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius Gotchberg

      ”‘Ya know, like that woman AOC that doesn’t take any crap from you fat old white guys.”

      She best stay away from the serial perv Joltin’ Joe Biden, then.

      And sticking up for OCRAZYo-Cortez…welp…THAT says it all!

      Though still no excuse for laughable sentence structure and punctuation, loneliness, isolation, and misplaced anger CLEARLY take a terrible toll, am I right?

      The Gotch

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