Tag: Susan Crawford

  • Nothing wrong with big money in politics!

    For all the good it does! We don’t know if too much money was spent on Tuesday’s WI Supreme Court race — but it was a lot. Karl Rove says Elon Musk and Republicans spent $53 million on Brad Schimel to the $45.2 million Democrats and their billionaires spent on Susan Crawford. She won anyway. …

  • Trump/Musk’s chainsaw had no bite

    Souls are being searched today! Wasn’t even close, was it! Brad Schimel, hero of American youth, lost 55.0% to 45.0%, to a liberal Dane County judge, Susan Crawford! Ten percentage points is a landslide on any tote board. This pig has no lipstick. Ben Wikler and Rachel Maddow are popping corks. Anyone still think more…

  • Stop the bleeding

    That’s Schimel’s task in Dane County! The faceless bureaucrats, masked to elude Musk’s Musketeers, took the tarp off Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, to crunch a few numbers pending the outcome of today’s Wisconsin spring election, which is non-partisan. Yeah, and Susan Crawford is tuff on crime. And dishwasher safe! A helluva lot is…

  • Schimel says he bends his knee only to pray

    Must do better in Dane County (Than Dan Kelly in 2023) Had a quick chat with Scott Walker this morning and must say he looks fit as a fiddle. Seemingly hasn’t aged a day since he left the governor’s office six years ago. This page fretted that Elon Musk would suck all the oxygen out…

  • Tell Elon Musk to stay away from Wisconsin

    instead of verifying Democrats’ paranoia! After a driver wrecked one of brother Bill’s trucks, the man immediately asked for a raise in pay. This is what is known as “hubris.” So that we’re singing out of the same thesaurus, hubris means excessive self-confidence, arrogance. You think maybe Elon Musk suffers from hubris? Well, you would…

  • Blaska strikes again!

    Donald Segretti would be proud! Blaska is such a scamp! We left behind a Brad Schimel campaign flyer at a coffee shop on Madison’s near-westside this morning. HA! What a merry prankster are we! We revel in imagining the existential horror registered by the proper Madison progressive who happened upon this piece of contraband. The…