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Tag: Ron DeSantis

  • Opening this sanctuary blogge even to progressives!

    and Mandela Barnes is tough on endorsements! Yikes! Forgot that September 14 was our 48th wedding anniversary! I blame sudden-onset senility compounded by the week your congenial host wore a coronavirus face mask in April 2020. To make up for it, presented the Lovely Lisa a patio end table on which to place her afternoon…

  • You can’t cancel conservatives!

    We gave up Coke a long time ago! Women grinding their pubes into each other (now THAT is a lede!) is not moving the needle on viewership. Nielsen ratings for the Grammys were down 53% from last year, the Golden Globes by 60%. Can’t watch the Academy Awards without a lecture from multi-millionaire airheads on…

  • Wine window to my soul

    Or, in Blaska’s case: its prosthesis. Second Fauci ouchie today 03-17-21 at SSM Health. Moderna’s green mint flavor in honor of St. Paddy’s Day. We are vaccinated, hear us roar in numbers too great to ignore. Think we’ll go for a third shot! Who could replace the late Anthony Bourdain (and Burt Wolf) as America’s leading…