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  • Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon

    Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. This is what you call “thankless duty.” Like hawking Bud Light at a WWE wrestling match. We cannot confirm that the veep-elect…

  • Ready for a long, cold winter

    Battening hatches! We will no longer be surprised if the 45th and 47th President announces as his next appointments the Menendez Bros for Supreme Court. They would job share. “How amazing that in the rosy glow of election, he will spend so much political capital and goodwill on confirmation fights he may well, and certainly…

  • Our Woke WI Supreme Court

    is no country for old white men with property! Oral arguments at the WI Supreme Court this week over abortion played like a graduate seminar in critical race theory, not precedent, law, or constitution. You can thank Justice Rebecca Dallet, one of four progressive justices on the seven-member court. At stake is a Wisconsin statute…

  • G.O.P. does not stand for Get Out and Purge

    ‘Nothing can stop what is coming.’ That’s the dire warning some of our MAGA acquaintances are posting on social media. They posted the same apocalyptic claptrap before the January 6 assault on the nation’s electoral process. No winning hearts and minds for these folk. The Republican Geheime Staatspolizei is hunting RINOs. Informants wanted. For these purists, Reagan’s 80…

  • ‘Finish the wall or the next Trump will!’

    We’ll drink to that (but no Coke, pls) Twenty-five illegal Mexican immigrants crammed into a single SUV runs a stoplight; 13 are killed. Never Trumper Bret Stephens reacts in the New York Times: (Clutches heart; I’m coming, Elizabeth!). Those 13 people — along with others who have recently lost their lives in dangerous  crossings — might…

  • Leftist law profs helped Trump

     American law schools are notoriously Leftist The Never-Trump Resistance is fretting that the Jerry Nadler Show on Wednesday (12-04-19) didn’t sell any laundry detergent. That’s because the three law profs called by the Democrats were entirely partisan and unsympathetic. The three law profs had their snoots so high in the stratosphere they fairly whistled. You’ve…