Tag: Brad Schimel
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Stop the bleeding
That’s Schimel’s task in Dane County! The faceless bureaucrats, masked to elude Musk’s Musketeers, took the tarp off Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, to crunch a few numbers pending the outcome of today’s Wisconsin spring election, which is non-partisan. Yeah, and Susan Crawford is tuff on crime. And dishwasher safe! A helluva lot is…
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Schimel says he bends his knee only to pray
Must do better in Dane County (Than Dan Kelly in 2023) Had a quick chat with Scott Walker this morning and must say he looks fit as a fiddle. Seemingly hasn’t aged a day since he left the governor’s office six years ago. This page fretted that Elon Musk would suck all the oxygen out…
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Tell Elon Musk to stay away from Wisconsin
instead of verifying Democrats’ paranoia! After a driver wrecked one of brother Bill’s trucks, the man immediately asked for a raise in pay. This is what is known as “hubris.” So that we’re singing out of the same thesaurus, hubris means excessive self-confidence, arrogance. You think maybe Elon Musk suffers from hubris? Well, you would…
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Blaska strikes again!
Donald Segretti would be proud! Blaska is such a scamp! We left behind a Brad Schimel campaign flyer at a coffee shop on Madison’s near-westside this morning. HA! What a merry prankster are we! We revel in imagining the existential horror registered by the proper Madison progressive who happened upon this piece of contraband. The…
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Who is toughest on criminals?
Brad Schimel or Susan Crawford? Which WI state supreme court candidate imposes the toughest criminal sentences? It’s Brad Schimel, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. You didn’t seriously think it was the George Soros candidate, did you? The analysis found Schimel generally sentenced those convicted of felony sexual assault to more time behind bars than Crawford.…