Tag: Alvin Bragg
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Stop trying to restore order!
Progressive D.A.’s prosecute the darnedest people! Aside from the President of the United States, do any public officials have more life-changing discretion than your local district attorney? Dane County D.A. Ismael Ozanne has chosen to prosecute for felony child abuse one Corey Saffold, who happens to be the high school director of crisis management (don’t…
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Franz Kafka v Donald Trump
“He admits he doesn’t know the law and at the same time insists he’s innocent.” ― Franz Kafka, ‘The Trial‘ As a general rule, when Blaska commits a crime, he likes to know its name. From what we can gather, neither Trump nor his Manhattan trial jury were ever very certain, except that the likely Republican nominee is…
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Trump may be guilty but not of this
Jesus was also found guilty! but not of paying hush money to a porn star (although there was Mary Magdalene) We’re in a strange place this morning. Reagan’s morning in America woke up with a MD20/Thunderbird hangover. Our metaphors are mixed like the rotgut in a dorm room Wapatuli tub! The gloves are off. This…
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The prosecution theory in Trump’s hush money trial:
Even Anderson Cooper asks: ‘Is it novel, is it pie in the sky?‘ Is it a bird, or a plane? In one comedy skit on classic TV, Steve Allen parodied Superman. Cape flowing thanks to an off-camera fan, the TV pioneer held his hands held straight out (no doubt for aerodynamic purposes) while suspended inches…
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Show me the crime!
Trump may be guilty, but not of this! Few years back, a state employee recommended that a contract be awarded to a travel agency whose boss wrote an election campaign check to Jim Doyle, governor of Wisconsin. The fix was in! A Republican-appointed prosecutor charged the low-level bureaucrat with a crime most felonious! A conservative…
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Our red baseball cap just got valuable!
Thank you Alvin Bragg, Stormy, and #45! Bathed in low-UV light in an honored place in the Museum of Curios and Oddities here at Stately Blaska Manor is a red baseball cap that reads, “Make America Horny Again.” It’s a takeoff on the MAGA caps popularized by a once and possibly future President of the…