Category: Presidential election 2024
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If you’re going to Chicago
Be sure to wear a flower helmet over your hair! Let’s get it out into the open: Republicans are hoping Chicago next week August 19-22 resembles war-torn Bakhmut. So, we suspect, do the news media despite their romance with Kamala/Walz. Ratings — not love — conquers all! It does appear that the Democrat(ic) national convention…
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Tammy Baldwin is running on stupid
No root causes for this Democrat! If we can put up with bathrobes at WalMart, we can live with a dash of demagoguery in our politics. Every candidate panders to a certain extent. Rather than telling us what we need to hear, as a leader might, they tell us what we want to hear. But…
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We’re stuck with him now, aren’t we
He really IS weird! In Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), Woody Allen ferreted out the cause of the buzz kill that was defusing his libido — a shaming, fundamentalist cleric hidden in his boiler room. The conservative media has located what is derailing the Republican ticket these days:…
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Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?
Who was that man? I think he‘s doing the Kamala Walz! We have the sinking feeling that Democrats have stolen our homework and are eating our school lunches. Our best girl is not answering the phone. An objective theater critic would have to admit the roll out of Kamala & Walz Tuesday 08-06-24 before 10,000…
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He must be tired of winning
He won’t find 11,779 more votes that way! Please explain to us like we were 5 years old how the Republican nominee for President goes into battleground state Georgia with its 16 electoral votes and for 10 long minutes excoriates the Republican governor of that state. How should undecided voters interpret his childish rant, delivered…
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Who are the greatest Presidents?
Is Trump really the worst? America loves lists, as David Letterman demonstrated. Also, stupid pet tricks. The first list in history was written in stone and handed down on a mountain and immediately broken. Literally. Ranking U.S. Presidents is something of a faculty lounge board game. The ranked list got a work out in the…