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Tag: RINOs

  • Robin Vos never subscribed to the Big Lie

    The Speaker believed responsible conservatism wins elections. Not many Assembly speakers have cut so wide a swath as Robin Vos or engendered so much bilious spite — from members of his own Republican party. A record 14 years leading the majority party is itself historic, especially considering that my Republicans are less disciplined than feral…

  • Code of the RINO

    If we are pricked, do we not bleed? As a dues-paying Republican In Name Only these last 34 years, who is better qualified to reveal the secret code words and bizarre rituals of the RINO class? We are an endangered species in the Trump ascendancy — scorned by the red cap-wearers, slandered on social media,…

  • We’re good

    It’s 2016 all over again! We’re not disappointed Donald Trump won — and very impressed that he did so with so many Republican defectors. RINOs like us. We voted Libertarian. Wisconsin put him over. How DO we do it? We’re pleased as spiked punch that Kamala Harris lost. Once again, The Donald benefited from a…

  • Taking the Republican purity test

     RITOs are a RIOT! Wherever Republicans gather, it is striking that a goodly number of them think there are too many people in the room. They would like to see more empty chairs. They want to cull the herd before the next round of elections. They want to PURGE the RINOs — what they call…

  • A little seltzer down our pants at the impeachment trial

    “A little song, a little dance/ a little seltzer down your pants.”  — Chuckles the Clown (RIP) The Senate impeachment trial is must-see T.V.! It’s Army-McCarthy, Watergate, Who Killed J.R. Trump’s legal counsel even provided a laugh track. Never a good sign for your case when the jury laughs. Mr. van der Veen also did…