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Tag: U.S. Census

  • Ban race from the U.S. Census

    The ultimate antidote to Woke racism!  The Werkes shuns focus groups. Should he be summoned to one of CNN’s televised town halls, the Head Groundskeeper would quickly unfocus the proceedings. We don’t need to learn what is popular before we decide what to say. U.S. Sen. Rick Scott, its seems to us, says what he thinks needs to…

  • Are you now (or have you ever been) Guamanian?

    Would you like to be? The nation’s highest court is hearing two cases challenging racial admission preferences at Harvard and North Carolina universities. Even Ol’ Sparky has lost track of the race-based lawsuits churning through our courts. (A partial list.) Grok the bureaucratic racial spread-sheeting (the Irish pronunciation): Harvard admits 56.1% of black applicants (fifty-six point ONE!)…

  • Under ‘Race’ let’s mark ‘None’

    … of yer damned bidness! Let’s end America’s toxic preoccupation with racial taxonomy The late, great John Patrick Hunter was a liberal journalist for The Capital Times. He won national fame for an Independence Day stunt in 1951 when he asked Madisonians to sign his petition. (Only one consented. Hunter’s petition consisted of the Declaration of…