In God we trust, all others pay cash!
Received word that a package cannot be delivered to Stately Blaska Manor because of an incorrect address. Somehow they have my e-mail address? How does that work? Should we have our credit cards handy?
Apple has upgraded Ol’ Sparky’s operating system with artificial intelligence. Did not ask for it, don’t want it; don’t trust it, won’t use it. Trying to rid the kitchen larder of artificial ingredients (Bobby Junior or no). Now the Head Groundskeeper must to match wits with artificial intelligence? We’re out-gunned!
The Werkes guarantees that it uses no intelligence of any kind, real or artificial!
Our on-line social media feed has been taken over by A-I bots. Here is what’s gotta be some A-I generated word paste on the singer, Freda Payne (“Band of Gold”). No live scrivener is capable of such hackery!
She appeared in productions that highlighted her versatility and charisma, further cementing her legacy. During the 1970s, Payne’s artistry and poise established her as a multifaceted icon, leaving an indelible mark on both the music and entertainment industries.
Left a mark “on both the music and entertainment industries”? Both industries? Music is not entertainment? It’s a nutrition-free word salad that would embarrass Kamala Harris! The two quoted sentences say nothing more than Freda Payne was pretty good in her day.
(Beware this terminology: “Celebrated, distinctive, resonated, standout, integral, indelible, testament, embodying, lore, timeless, showcases, poignant, highlighted, legacy, legend, enduring” and — above all: “ICONIC!”)
The pastiche above is represented as the Driftless Area of SW Wisconsin. Having traversed the Driftless Area from Middleton to the Sinsinawa Mounds on two and four wheels we think we know the terriroty. Had to argue on-line that this is FAKE! Not one barn or house! No fence rows or silos! Not one church or corn field or power line? The landscape is beautiful enough in reality. Why geld the lily?
Captured the above off Facebook: Roger Waters (left) and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Merry Fraud-mas to you, too! IN JAIL! A little research shows that Gilmour is feuding with Waters over the latter’s enmity toward Israel and Ukraine. So it’s unlikely they’d be buddy buddy. We learn that only from Google’s A-I overview, which itself cheats the original source, something called Mojo Magazine, of its deserved clicks. (H/T to Marc Eisen for the gripe.)
That and notice how the sleeve of the arm that Waters drapes over Gilmour magically matches Gilmour’s sweater! And look at the joined hands? For some reason, A-I can’t seem to do hands! But one day it will! And we’ll never know it!
“I’m particularly worried that these models could be used for large-scale disinformation,” said Sam Altman, CEO of OPEN AI, which launched ChatGPT. Consider the A-I voice-generated robocalls created to sound like President Joe Biden.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Isn’t there enough fakery already? Russian collusion? Shutting down schools over Covid? Hunter’s laptop, classic Russian disinfo? Nancy Pelosi caused January 6? Joe Biden just had an off day? It’s enough to sink the Old Guy’s 401(k) into crypto-currency. Siding with Mark Twain on this one: we don’t mind progress, it’s change we dislike.
11 responses to “We believe in Santa Claus, not A-I”
You forgot the biggest fakery of all:
INSURRECTION!!!!!!!!!
One Eye.ai coming 1/1/25 !
Vance had to be AI generated. On 11/16 he was revealed to be Musk.
That is some witty writing about a scary topic, Squire. And funny: “It’s a nutrition-free word salad that would embarrass Kamala Harris!”– instant classic!
AI’s greatest challenge?
Issuing a convincing statement which believably claims that the pitiably pathetic Bi-Polar bares, with a perfect record over the last nine (9) games, should actually be considered to be a professional football team.
The Gotch
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Way to Knife In, nemo!
ERRATUM: “a perfect record over the last TEN (10) games” (bolds mine)
Bi-Polar bares fans should consider entering the WITless Protection Program!
Bravo Indigo November Golf Oscar, am I right…?
The Gotch
You are correct, sir. I made the mistake of watching yesterday’s “game”, a contest that featured more punts (13) than total points (9), but it wasn’t all just incomplete passes, incompetence, and play calling that would shame a last place pee-wee football team. The footballers from Chicago need to give up just 9 more sacks to tie Caleb with the record for the NFL Sacked Single-Season Leaders. Move over David Carr (76 back in 2002), there could be a new (,battered, and bruised) leader in town!
Don’t forget the TWO TD’s the BEARS scored that were called off by the ref’s. If it was the Packers you would be having a stroke over that. Good luck with the Vikings; you’re going to need it.
Since 1992, The Pack has had 3 great QB’s. 32 years! Since 1992 Da Bears have had what, 17 rejects? They spit em out like someone drinking sour milk.
“Since 1992 Da Bears have had what, 17 rejects?”
Keep counting, bd, you may stop when you reach 39
MONEY QUOTE: The Bears have NEVER had a quarterback throw for 4,000 yards in a season. Mitchell Trubisky was the last Bears quarterback to throw for 3,000 yards in a season, in 2019. (bold/cap/italics mine)
As pitiably pathetic as the midgets of the midway are, how many orders of magnitude must one go UP to describe their fans…?
The Gotch
Waters and Gilmoil, ahem, gilmour, absolutely are opposites and after mid 80s to mid 90s divorce no way friends or working together. Along similar lines to Lindsey Buckingham with Stefanie “Stevie” Nicks, will ever work together again. To be fair, they were lovers.
All i know is democrats keep re-running of a late, late show based only on communistic/marxist values of totalitarianism.
Thank you donald j trump for right to try rules!!!!