Tearful testimony ahead (from Trump)?
Donald Trump (do I have your attention?) is like that character John Garfield played in The Postman Always Rings Twice. He may not have been guilty of the crime for which he was convicted but he sure as hell was guilty of something!
We’ve said before that all three New York prosecutions are bogus and other words that begin with B (that rhymes with T and that stands for …).
That said, Trump resembles poor doomed Frank Chambers in another way: he can’t keep it in his pants. Something may have happened with E. Jean Carroll in that Bergdorf Goodman dressing room but no evidence, no witnesses, no contemporary account, not even a police report! So the State of New York devised a statute bespoke for The Donald, doing away with the statute of limitations necessary in a criminal case and requiring only five of six jurors in a civil case, not 12 of 12 needed for a criminal conviction.
Now the once and future President of the United States is on trial for paying hush money to a porn star. Makes Bubba look like George Washington on the quarter. Trump was no doubt correct in his summation of the availability of nookie delivered via that Hollywood Access audition tape: They’ll let you do it when you are rich and famous. But some of them want you to share some of that wealth lest they make you infamous. Trump is faced with 34 felony counts — are they charging by the minute? Can Alvin Bragg prove it was a campaign donation, which he needs to make it a felony? Can we make smarmy jokes about really hung juries?
Blaska’s Bottom Line: The guy is guilty of one thing: Poor judgment. Once considered important for a President.
BTW: where’s Melania?
Not doing the stand-by-yer-man photo op?
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Trump has been a low-life, lying piece of C$#p his entire life. Time to get over this fool and send him to the trash heap. The real problem is he has created a following of nut-bags like Noem, Moscow Marj, Rudy G., Gaetz, etc. that can’t STFU. Between their stand on the middle-east and Ukraine this will run into a gop bloodbath in Nov. Bust out the Trump vodka to drown your sorrows.
“With all the nonsense going on at Yale and Columbia, how do you feel about paying off their college loans?”
The Gotch
Looks just like trump beating every penny out of his supporters. Keep writing those checks to his funds and the gop. Won’t be much left in Nov. Greene for VP and your fate is sealed.
Single Parent Households Are One Of The GREATEST INDICATORS Of An IDIOT’S Future Poverty And Substandard Education.
The Gotch
Being a privileged person growing up having all your needs catered to may have given you and education an a big inheritance, but it has turned you into a hateful fool with no common sense. Play with your pickles, move that friggin’ rock you’re always bitching about and let the dems run the country. All you have left is the same stale comebacks. So your hero is a p#$y grabbing, tax cheat, fraudster, golf cheat, who sells you vodka, steaks. stocks that are worthless, rips off his donors and campaign funds. Zero knowledge of how government works. Can’t find Poland on a map and secretly laughs at all the ass-hats that buy his crap. Are you wearing your gold sneakers in the garden? Polls down, money gone. Trump will take your retirement, Social Security, healthcare and you all will be left with nothing more than a jar of pickles while he cheats on the course. And you will love every second. Be sure to buy an extra yard sign and say hi to all the vets that he called losers and suckers.
“Makes Bubba look like George Washington on the quarter.“
Comparing apples to a ’34 Packard? To wit:
*Gennifer Flowers-extramarital affair
*Monica Lewinsky-Blue Dress laundry problem
*Eileen Wellstone- Sexual Assault
*Sandra Allen James- Sexual Assault
*Christy Zercher- Sexual Assault
*22 Year-Old Yale Student – Sexual Assault
*Paula Jones – Sexual Harrassment,. Character Assassination
*Connie Hamzy – Sexual Harassment.
*Juanita Broaddrick- Rape
*Elizabeth (Ward) Gracen – Extramarital One night stand
*Dolly Kyle Browning – Extramarital Affair in 1992
*Sally Perdue – Extramarital Affair
*Lencola Sullivan – Extramarital Affair
*Elizabeth Ward – Extramarital Affair
*Susie Whitacre – Extramarital Office Affair
*Bobbie Ann William – Extramarital Affair
The Former Serial Sexual Predator In Chief was fully enabled by the despicably detestable Hillarity NEW JOWLS Clinton
How many others unavailable for comment because of undocumented prior addition to the Clinton Body Count …?
The Gotch
get over it and spend your time looking at the ass-hat on trial. The Dems saved Johnson, Ukraine and NATO. How many more are going to leave and/or go to jail. Donny and Santos can share a cell.
It’s anthropological. Some men and women are available, married or not.
A tid-bit about our great President Thomas Jefferson which can be verified (Jefferson and The Art of Power by Jon Meacham): When he was in his twenties, young Thomas entered the bedroom of a girl he knew was engaged to his best friend; she ordered him out. Then there was that married lady in Paris years later following the death of Patty, his wife. And of course Sally Hemings.
I think all this is irrelevant, given Mr. Jefferson’s contributions to the history of our constitutional Republic.
Bill Clinton was a competent President. Donald Trump, not so much.
Where’s Melanoma, excuse me, Melania? Selling jewelry.
“Bill Clinton was a competent President.”
Say what? Clinton was a disaster; his impeachment was legitimate, he committed High Crimes in office. Trump? Not so much.
The despicably detestable Clintonistas oversaw the greatest deregulation of financial services of any POTUS EVAH! Heck, just off’n the top of my head:
FSMA (repealed large parts of Glass-Steagall)
CFMA (deregulated freakin’ derivatives, what W.Buffett called “Weapons Of Mass Financial Destruction“)
Riegle-Neal (deregulated interstate banking, leading to a tsunami of mergers…always good for consumers…)
It gets worse:
PRWORA (DOUBLED extreme poverty amongst the country’s most vulnerable)
3 Strikes/Mass Incarceration (TRIPLED POC prison population)
Super Predators need to be Brought To Heel
‘Course, the Former Serial Sexual Predator In Chief got office space in Harlem, and Hillarity said…SORRY…so all is forgiven…right…?
The Gotch
And then there’s Trump’s withdrawal from the Iran nuclear agreement in 2018 which would have placed limits on Iran’s weapons program. Tehran has had time to enrich its nuclear stockpile.
The Donald attempted to undermine the 2020 presidential election by calling on Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to find him “just 14,000 votes”. And let’s not forget inciting an insurrection as one of his accomplishments.
Donald Trump, not so much.
You asserted Clinton was competent, some rather strong evidence to the contrary was presented, you then counter with but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump.
The Gotch believes you’re better than that; prove him right.
The Gotch
The Clinton administration cut taxes for millions of working families earning under 27K per year.
Mr. Clinton’s 1994 crime bill put an additional 100,000 police officers on the streets. It banned the manufacture of 19 specific types of assault weapons, yet protected hunters’ rights by exempting 650 models of hunting rifles.
Mr. Clinton immortalized Monica Lewinsky’s dark blue dress.
Correction: Donald Trump asked Brad Raffensperger for 11,780 votes, not 14,000 as I previously stated.
So Dick, just curious: if you say all that about Trump, how do you sum up Biden so far?
What’s to say? Great job. The goobers on parade have been holding hearings forever and haven’t produced anything. Remember; trump isn’t elected to anything; he’s a common criminal on trial. It’s all his dark money keeping him afloat. Saving Ukraine, saving NATO, Social Security on and on. The gop can’t get out of their own way, call each other “scumbags”, their broke from giving him all that money and for what? His party loyalty? Pretty soon he’ll be selling his wife’s gold panties online to make a dollar. Unwashed will be two dollars. Santos is going to jail, Moscow Marj is selling us out to Vlad, Boebert is a drunk trying to find a job, they have a one vote lead. Are the Dems perfect? Nope; but a hell of a lot better than your group. Get out of the non-stop Jessie Watters loop; it will clear your head. Trump breaks the law every day and he’s doing it on your dime. Congrats to you. Maybe he’ll win two or three more club championships this weekend. ”Put on your gold boots baby, you’re off to jail tonight.” You bozos are still trying to get rid of Vos for telling the truth AND FAILING. How much is that costing you all? Noem is banned from a third of her own state and wants to be VP. Good idea there. GO UAW!!!!! Love you guys. Advice; 1. stop threatening judges, jurors, court workers, their families. It’s a bad look for you flag huggers. 2. Jack hammer that friggin’ rock you have jammed in your rectum. No one cares and it’s got to be painful. 3. Don’t fly Boeing. 4. Stop drinking trump vodka; bad for your eyes. 5. Keep your hands and laws off women’s bodies. self- explanatory. 5. Plant more trees. 6. Fact check Hannity. 7.Eat more fiber; goes with that rock thing. 8. Stay awake in court. 9. Relax and hug a pickle. 10. Be careful walking on slippery decks. BONUS ROUND!!! Figure out that your trump university law degree is worthless.
Kooter, you asked for cataclysmically clueless, immensely imbecilic, mind-numbingly nonsensical slobber…and got it.
Having second thoughts…?
The Gotch
what? nothing about single parent homes? need to drink some pickle juice?
“how do you sum up Biden so far?”
The Gotch
“Whats to say? Great job”– yikes! I thought I’d give him another shot but he clearly has no credibility. C’mon Dick, do better!
You wouldn’t know if you depended on the lickspittle Lefty Press, but DementiaJoKe…um…CASTRATED TITLE IX during the Forget It Friday News Dump
This means that guys with d!cks can use the little girls’ rooms whenever they take a notion….despicable Lefty must be SO PROUD!
The Gotch