He loves only gold

Gold finagler

🎵 He’s the man, the man with the Midas touch 🎶

Thanks to their plastic decoder rings, platinum subscribers know that the Head Groundskeeper hereabouts regards identity politics as America’s dry rot. On the other hand, corruption, like the poor and Nancy Pelosi, has always been with us. In Adam’s fall we sinned all, et cetera. 

Was a time when a politician caught with his greasy paws in the cookie jar would hire Roy Cohn or F. Lee Bailey. Now they claim persecuted minority status. So it was that U.S. Senator Robert Menendez, D-New Jersey, could bleat:  

“It is not lost on me how quickly some are rushing to judge a Latino and push him out of his seat. I am not going anywhere.”

Inquiring minds want to know, is prison “anywhere”? Nonetheless, we are impressed that the senator takes gold bullion, not PayPal. Hedge against inflation. That’s our cue to announce that Blaska is open for business. Yes, we’re on the take! At least a dozen of our encounters insists we not use their names in this here blogge. So far, we’ve been obliging their need for anonymity, gratis. That ends today. Look for our rate sheet soon.

The mayor of Dallas TX has switched parties; he’s now a Republican — the only Deplorable among our 10 largest cities. More to come? Mayor Eric Johnson stated:

“Too often, local tax dollars are spent on policies that exacerbate homelessness, coddle criminals, and make it harder for ordinary people to make a living. And too many Democrats insist on virtue signaling.

— Mayor Johnson identifies as black

Even the New York Times notices — “Most strikingly, much of the debate over incoming migrants is happening not in swing states or battleground suburban counties but in some of the most diverse — and deeply blue — corners of the country.”

Use your decoder ring: When the NY Times says blue states are “debating” “incoming migrants,” it means folks in New York City and other blue cities are hopping mad. Yes, the NY Times cannot bring itself to write “illegal” conjoined with “migrants.”

What has U.S. Rep. Glenn Grothman been saying all along? “Children fare better when they grow up with both parents,” the book, The Two-Parent Privilege, confirms. Not only that, but married people are happier!” says The Atlantic. (Must shove that under the nose of the Lovely Lisa.)

Packers were down 17-3 in the fourth quarter when Blaska decided game over, time to take his first bicycle ride of the season. You’re welcome. Leaving the television in a close game so that the Packers, Bucks, Brewers, Badgers can find victory — that is our special power. What is it worth that the Groundskeeper remove his hex? One gold bar? As Mad magazine used to say: “Cheap!”

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Bicycle ride was great. Got to get out more.

How much gold are YOU hoarding?