Good morning, class. Snap quiz!

Who else asks the RIGHT questions?

Are you getting the notion that the human services appointment battle is more about county board supervisors versus Dane County Executive Joe Parisi than about Shelia Stubbs? A compassionate executive — and a better politician — would call Ms. Stubbs into his office and tell the poor woman, “It just ain’t happening. Let’s extricate ourselves from this s*** storm with some dignity. Your withdrawal is accepted.” Will her nomination even get to a roll call Thursday 05-04-23? If it does, will the vote be 37 – 0 against confirmation?

What’s this? County supervisors demand an apology when black people call them racist? Why didn’t anyone tell us when we were running for school board in 2019?

Will Jordan Love surprise everyone and lead the Packers to the playoffs? Are the Brewers for real? Will Luke Fickell take Wisconsin Badger football to the promised land?

Randi Weingarten testified before Congress that teachers unions were trying to keep schools open during the pandemic. Then why were our schools closed?

Will Robert Kennedy Jr. do to Joe Biden 2024 what Eugene McCarthy did to LBJ after the new Hampshire primary in 1968? (Which would be ironic, because that’s when Bobby Kennedy got in the race.)

Could you please ease up on the gunfire next door, our baby is trying to sleep? Instead, the bastard shoots to death five people. Now they’re looking for this illegal immigrant who was deported four times. So why does MSNBC blame Texas governor Greg Abbott instead of illegal immigration?

Who would YOU like to see next on a Bud Light can? Besides Kyle Rittenhouse, of course? 

Are you watching the Charles v. 3.0 coronation? Will Prince Harry be forced to watch on closed-circuit TV in the overflow room?

What other activity needs a pitch clock?

Didn’t scream, didn’t file a police complaint (although she did when kids damaged a rural mail box that wasn’t even hers). Fan of The Apprentice. Never saw the Law & Order TV episode in which the protagonist fabricates a rape that never occurred in, of all places, the lingerie section of the Bergdorf Goodman store. Will Donald Tr•mp be found liable anyway?

If Ray Epps is responsible for the January 6 insurrection, why has not one of the almost one thousand criminal defendants subpoenaed his testimony?

Speaking of Gov. Abbott, Mayor Lori Lightfoot says Chicago is full up. Should the Texas governor send some of his illegal aliens to Madison? (They can bunk with Mayor Satya.)

After 2½ years, when will Madison’s Police Civilian Oversight Board get its first case?

Does “retired” Madison school district superintendent Carleton Jenkins even HAVE a 3-year-old grandson?

Does even Tucker Carlson know why he was let go?

Why did zero Democrats vote in favor of HR-734 to protect biological females from competing against biological men in women’s sports? Mark Pocan?

Doesn’t it make sense for that after-school waiter to bring your brew along with your fish fry? Are we afraid the kid will siphon off the foam? 

When is the last time you made change? Do you even keep coins in your pocket any more?

Three large banks have failed in the last month. When would be a good time to panic?

When will Madison rename a school after an anti-slave, pro-freedom President like Ronald Reagan?

Regarding the federal government’s debt limit, notice that Democrats in Congress want “a clean bill?” No consequences! Isn’t that what your no-account relative says after he asks you to pay off his debts? Don’t judge me! 

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Admit it: have you been looking out into your back yard for bears?

Is anything in YOUR wallet?


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24 Responses to Good morning, class. Snap quiz!

  1. Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

    The person asking the questions is the one who’s in control of the conversation…

    Aren’t they…?

    Just one more; does thoroughly enjoying (S)tubbs getting highfreakin’lariously hoisted on her own petard make one a bad person?

    The Gotch


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  3. When are we renaming Malcom Shabazz High School, named after a known antisemite?

    Parisi needs to sit Stubbs down and tell it like it is. “They don’t hate you because you’re black. They hate you for being a whiny asshole that plays the race card first.”

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    • A Voice in the Wilderness says:

      Patrick: I agree about Shabazz High School. The grandson of Malcom X, Malcom Shabazz served 18 months in juvenile detention for setting a fire in 1997 resulting in the death of his grandmother. As an adult he served 3 1/2 years in prison for attempted robbery. He was arrested for vandalism in 2006.

      Shabazz was murdered in Mexico City in 2013 during a fight over a large bar tab. Three of his assailants were apprehended, tried and convicted. The fourth was never caught.

      By all means let’s change the name of this school to Ronald Reagan High School. I want to hear city hall howl in outrage.


      • patrickmoloughlin says:

        Actually, the high school is named after the grandfather, Malcom X aka Malcom Shabazz. But he was an avowed antisemite.


        • A Voice in the Wilderness says:

          Patrick: Whoops! My mistake. Thanks for enlightening me and correcting the record.


  4. Nancy Germann says:

    Getting some George Carlin vibes here. Has he be reincarnated…..


  5. Bob says:

    I think the Dane County Board is worried that if Stubbs is confirmed and does poorly that there will be worse consequences trying to get rid of her. Sometimes a preemptive strike is easier to handle than trying to cleanup after doing nothing.

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  6. All great questions needing answers, here’s another one…

    Why is the EPA and the Biden Administration is pushing so hard to force electric vehicles that are falsely labeled “zero emission vehicles” (which is a bald-faced lie, they only shift CO2 emissions to power plants) upon the people of the USA?

    Inquiring Minds Want To Know!


  7. Michael Leger says:

    How soon will SRC follow NYC’s lead and start telling people what to eat?

    “Mayor Adams today launched the Plant-Powered Carbon Challenge, urging private, institutional, and nonprofit sector leaders to reduce their food-based emissions by 25 percent by 2030.”
    “With transparency and bold policy to reduce food-related emissions, New York is helping its residents, and the world, understand the power that behavior change can have in achieving our climate goals.”

    Food-based emissions?

    Liked by 1 person

    • pANTIFArts says:

      Shameless virtue whore that I am, I will now only respond to —pANTI-foodbasedemissions from this point forward.


      • richard lesiak says:

        Are you talking about farts?


      • Michael Leger says:

        Hah! pANTI-fbe doesn’t roll of the tongue as well…

        Political bloviation should have been included in their emission ‘inventory’. That crap has to register on the Beaufort scale.

        Liked by 1 person

    • One Eye says:

      SRC could put a big dent in Madison’s food based emissions…single handedly.


    • Montgomery Scott says:

      Wait! What? I thought the greenies want to cut down on methane emissions that come from digestion with a plant based diet as methane is a greenhouse gas. They can’t have it both ways…


  8. Thomas DiSalvo says:

    When will the City of Madison be renamed? Because James Madison owned slaves.


    • Bob says:

      Maybe change it to Vel Phillips to match the High School. The City of Vel Phillips. Pay someone to design a new logo. I like it.


  9. Kevin Kox says:

    By all means let’s rename a high school after the formerly worst president ever. Some how in backwsrdville they have convinced good regular folks that he was an american hero.


    • A Voice in the Wilderness says:

      Who do you consider to be the worst U.S. President in history, and why? If your choice is Ronald Reagan you would be wrong. His administration successfully negotiated with Gorbachev to bring an end to the “Cold War” and give rise to reunification.


      • richard lesiak says:

        the worst. tRump. Why? Lying, cheating, traitor, rapist, fraud, grifter. If that isn’t enough; add, all around douc bag. Plus; being a Putin ass-kissing dork. Any more questions.


        • Cornelius_Gotchberg says:

          The comically clueless, illiterate Lazy @$$ Blogge Idiot TROLT allows suffocating imbecility to purge Carter, Hopeless Changey, and DementiaJoKe from the conversation?


          The Gotch


        • Mordecai The Red says:

          No proof that Trump raped anyone. “Evidence” in this case is about the same as what Tara Reade leveled against Biden.

          Biden called Trump “Putin’s puppy” on the presidential debate stage, but later traded a notorious arms dealer for an obscure WNBA player in a prisoner exchange. Who’s Putin’s puppy now?


  10. Cornelius_Gotchberg says:


    First Twitter, then Donny Lemon, and now this?

    Lefty’s inconsolably weepy handlers unsure how they’ll supply talking points in order to effectively herd their despicable charges.

    The Gotch


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