Beware of conservatives bearing gifts!
Two Christmases ago, sent a gift subscription of National Review to a sibling of the Democrat(ic) persuasion. Thought he would enjoy good writing from a different perspective. Hasn’t spoken to the Head Groundskeeper for over a year. (!!!)
Don’t make that mistake! The gnomes at Blaska’s Stately Manor — who recommended Hillary the Nutcracker in past Yuletides — tested these sure-fire, last-minute gifts. They’re sure to tickle the most irascible on your Christmas gift list without invoking either Antifa or the Proud Boys!
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Hey! At least these aren’t Irwin Mainway’s Bag o’ Glass! (Or Johnny Switchblade.)