‘Sonny’ Pence gives away the game in summit with Pelosi crime family

Don’t stop at the toll booth!

Redacted audio from the Trump meeting (12-11-18) with Democrats Pelosi and Schumer:

 

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DON (Vito) TRUMP to Signora Pelosi: Why do you come to me? Why do I deserve this generosity?

PELOSI: If you consider a billion dollars in cash just finance, te salute, Don Vito Trump.

THE DON (gets up to pour Pelosi another chardonnay): I said that I would see you because, I heard that you’re a serious woman, to be treated with respect. (Then, after sitting) But uh, I must say “no” to you — and I’ll give you my reasons. It’s true, I have a lot of friends in the Republican party, but they wouldn’t be friendly very long if they knew my business was caving in to Democrats instead of building a wall, which they regard as a harmless campaign promise. But caving is a dirty business.

PELOSI: Don Vito Trump …

THE DON: It — makes — it doesn’t make any difference to me what a woman does for a living, understand. (Stormy Daniels will tell you that!) But your business is, ah — a little dangerous.

PELOSI: If you’re worried about security for your billions, the Muellers will guarantee it.

MICHAEL “SONNY” PENCE: Aw, you’re telling me that the Muellers will guarantee our investment?

DON (Vito) TRUMP (to Pence): Wait a minute…

[Ivanka and Kushner look at each other, realizing Pence’s faux pas. Pelosi and Schumer notice.]

The DONALD (to Pelosi): I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil them as you can see; they talk when they should listen. But, anyway, Signora Pelosi, my No is final, and I wish to congratulate you on your new business, and I know you’ll do very well; and good luck to you — as your interests don’t conflict with my interests. Thank you.

[Pelosi, Schumer, Ivanka, and Kushner leave the Oval Office: then General Kelly, who was hiding in the closet.]

THE DONALD to Pence: Michael, come ‘ere. Whattsa matter with you? I think your brain is going soft from all that comedy you’re playing with that young girl. Never tell anybody outside the family what you’re thinking again!

 

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4 responses to “‘Sonny’ Pence gives away the game in summit with Pelosi crime family”

  1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius Gotchberg

    Lemme guess; Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer is Fredo, am I right?

  2. richard lesiak Avatar
    richard lesiak

    Watching Pence was priceless. What a dolt. Pence/Nunes 2020. I can see it now.

    1. Cornelius Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius Gotchberg

      What happened to BETO/CORTEZ 2020?

      Anyone with half a brain knows that a 29 year-old idiot, who said, and I quote: “We Need To Invent Technology That Hasn’t Even Been Invented Yet”, is not only too monumentally stupid for any office, much less VPOTUS, but doesn’t meet the age requirement.

      Ah Lefty, so MUCH imbecility, so little time!

      The Gotch

      1. Batman Avatar
        Batman

        Perhaps (fake name) lesiak is Fredo incarnated.

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